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* The Rays’ future: Tampa or St. Petersburg? Or Nashville or Las Vegas? The leverage game is well underway.

* The Bucs injury-retirement-free-agency-induced fall from Super Bowl contender to long shot is hardly without precedent in the NFL, a salary-cap league that prioritizes “any given day” competitiveness and parity. Less we forget, the LA Rams, the defending Super Bowl winner, won’t even come close to making the playoffs this year.

* There are now 42 bowl games: way too many. As a result, participating teams, such as Florida, don’t even need a winning record to qualify.

* “A talent-acquisition business”: How University of Florida football coach Billy Napier has bluntly described the reality of college football.

* Tampa’s Reliaquest Bowl: At least Outback sounded like a bowl game. But so far, no signs of a “1-800-ASK GARY Bowl.”

* Firing college coaches for “cause.” Not just for scandals; isn’t losing sufficient cause in a sports world where everything, including NCAA football, is monetized?

* The Tampa Bay Lightning, the exemplar for professional sports franchises from community involvement to winning games and Stanley Cups, has now surpassed 300 consecutive sell outs at Amalie Arena.

* It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve or Christmas Day without a complete slate of NFL games.

* “Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one.”–James Madison.

* “Ukraine will never surrender.”–Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

* “The global order is nearing a tipping point, and if democracy’s defenders do not work together to help guarantee freedom for all people, the authoritarian model will prevail.”–Freedom House.

* “Authoritarianism comes naturally to humans, while liberalism has to be taught—and fought for.”–Jonah Goldberg, The Dispatch.

* “The GOP was given a choice between dishonor and defeat. They chose dishonor. They will have defeat.”–Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney

* “If Steve Bannon and I had organized (the Jan. 6 insurrection), we would have won. Not to mention we would’ve been armed.”–Georgia GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, in her address to the New York Young Republicans Club.

* “It feels like being in the same room with your rapist.”–California Democratic Rep. Anna Eshoo, in describing what it’s like to work with Republicans who are still denying election results.

* “Wells Fargo’s rinse-repeat cycle of violating the law has harmed millions of American families.”–Rohit Chopra, director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. (The CFPB ordered Wells to repay $2 billion to consumers and enacted a $1.7 billion penalty against the bank.)

* “The growing field of ‘ethical investment’ demonstrates that over the long term, one can ‘do well by doing good.’”–William Felice, professor-emeritus of political science at Eckerd College.

* “The biggest, meatiest, beefiest property insurance reform legislation that the state has ever seen. … (But) that’s not going to provide immediate relief to home owners.”–Florida Rep. Tom Leek, R-Ormond Beach.

* “We clearly want (the Rays) in Tampa, and St. Pete clearly wants them in St. Pete.”–Mayor Jane Castor.

* “It’s time for transparency and accountability at City Hall.”—Tampa City Councilman Bill Carlson.

Now, where were we?

Yes, it’s me again. The scribbler who had been anchored here for more than a decade–but has gone missing since June.

Here, in brief, is what happened: Call it the ultimate perfect storm. Imagine intimations of mortality when you are no longer a sexagenarian. Then add a paranoia-inducing pandemic. Then toss in the era of Trump and the most harmful and hateful politics in memory. Then having to write about it.

That gets you to levels of anxiety and anger and depression that are at odds with a sane, senior, democratic life.

That’s what I was confronted with early in my recent summer in Asheville, NC.

I’ll spare you most of the scary details, and they were scary, but it involved an overnight stay in an emergency room—that morphed into some down time in its psycho ward–at an HCA hospital. Nothing like a Rick Scott reminder when you are anxious, depressed, panicky, appetite-less, energy-challenged and light-headed. I kept thinking of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” What would Jack Nicholson say?

Well, after nearly six months, here’s what I’m saying—and we’ll see how it goes from here with therapy, med changes, very little TV and its visceral optics and some alterations in writing and scheduling. Please stay tuned, thank you for your readership and have a great holiday season.

* It’s not just supply-chain chaos and Russian-Ukrainian upshots that have heightened inflation, there’s also another related factor. If the price is still the same or only nominally higher, check for “shrinkflation.” That’s the new label for downsizing—from toilet paper and toothpaste to pizza, cereals and yogurt. Twenty percent fewer calories? No problem when you’re delivering 20 percent less of the product.

* Signs of the times: Dog parks have become increasingly popular. Dogs love them and the dynamics are self evident. Owners love them because a tired, satisfied dog is good for everybody. But not all owners are dog-park friendly when it comes to monitoring their dog—instead of their phones. That’s why there are signs like this one in Channelside’s Deputy John Kotfila Jr. Memorial Dog Park: “Your Dog’s Cute, But Its Poop Is Not. Please Clean Up.”

* “(MAGA Republicans) promote authoritarian leaders, and they fan the flames of political violence that are a threat to our personal rights, to the pursuit of justice, to the rule of law, to the very soul of this country.”–President Joe Biden.

* If nothing else, here’s hoping that an electoral college reform act gets passed before the House reverts to GOPster-majority priorities.

* Democracies require consensus. That’s the reality. It’s also sobering.

* Thankfully, the demographically-challenged, quirky caucus state of Iowa will no longer be first in line for Democratic presidential primary nominations—starting with the next cycle. It’s been long overdue. Whoever wins the white silo “vote” in a non-representative state should not have skewed, out-of-the-blocks momentum. But, no, the GOP won’t be changing its primary order in a diversity-challenged state that used to be more blue than red.

* “Biden’s political advisers were so petrified of Cuban-American and Venezuelan-American voters in South Florida that for two years they left in place Donald Trump’s failed policy of regime change toward Cuba and Venezuela.”–William LeoGrande, Latin American political specialist at American University.

* Signs remain manifest that Donald Trump is still the GOP candidate of choice for evangelicals. Apparently, hypocrisy is still not a sin.

* “The Electoral College. Didn’t they used to have a football team?”–Donald Trump.

* “Angertainment”: Term used for viral Republican personas who appeal to the Trump base.

* A number of influential, equivocating GOPsters–including some who could be considered for a Trump-ticket–are considering presidential candidates not named Trump. Good luck in convincing Trump not to double down for a 2024 grievance-and-revenge tour. So, head’s up for a Trump-Greene, Trump-Gaetz, Trump-Ye or Trump-Walker ticket. Mike Pence will never have looked so good.

* “Stop The Steal”? Richard Nixon (John F. Kennedy) and Al Gore (George W. Bush) had better voter-count arguments in 1960 and 2000.

* A twice-impeached president who never received a majority of the popular vote and seditiously helped inspire and instigate an unconscionable insurrection will run for president yet again. Sounds like something that would happen in a sh*thole country.

* We’re all too familiar with the refrain that a healthy democracy requires both political parties to be fully committed to the rule of law. Remember when that didn’t need to be said?

* Four new congressional members of the GOP House are from Florida. Sunshine State voters sent 20 Republicans to the House—up from 16. I miss purple Florida.

* One of the myriad signs of political ambition is having a well-timed book out. Ron DeSantis has now checked that box with his disingenuous, Orwellian double-speak autobiography “The Courage To Be Free.” But, no, he won’t be “resigning to run.” A compliant legislature will take care of that.

* Ron DeSantis would be a “sensible and centrist choice” as a presidential candidate, says the less-than-sensibly centrist Elon Musk.

* Since 2000, U.S. newspaper circulation has dropped by half.

* Imagine how much more enjoyable watching football on TV would be without annoying Aflac and Progressive commercials.

* Go out a winner and quit when you’re on top. Tom Brady ignored the memo. Bruce Arians didn’t.

* I’m not a soccer fan. And that won’t change until there’s a prominent working clock that periodically stops for injuries, fake injuries and referee-call challenges and eliminates the need for the approximating “stoppage time” add-on. But I liked that the U.S. delayed its World Cup elimination with that 1-0 win over Iran, and I watched all of it.

It made me recall the early ‘70s days of the Tampa Bay Rowdies in the North American Soccer League. Tampa Bay finally had a pro team (1975), and I attended some games at Tampa Stadium and got to know one of the players, Farrukh Quraishi, a native of Iran. I asked him during the Iran-hostage crisis if he were getting any pushback because of his Iranian birth. Not really a problem, he said. When asked, he replied that he was Persian. They had no idea. Next question.

* Liberty University Athletics Director Ian McCaw said he was looking for a football coach willing to “train champions for Christ.” What would Jesus say? Probably not: “Go, Liberty. Kick some infidel ass.”

* The ever-evolving NFL: It now has, in David Highhill, a vice president/general manager of sports betting. The NFL, says Highhill, is focused on “responsible gambling,” which sounds like an oxymoron.

* If we could remove one word from the football lexicon, it should be “swagger.” It’s a euphemism for boorishness and punk attitudes. Expressing enthusiasm and celebrating are part of the game; look-at-me arrogance shouldn’t be. But it’s what happens when a sport of elite athletes morphs into a media-enabled lounge act.

* “It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against the other, foments occasional riot and insurrection.”–That was George Washington in his Farewell Address cautioning against the establishment of political parties.

* “Cuba is under the worst economic crisis since 1959, generated by the sheer incompetence of the regime and its reluctance to engage in meaningful reforms, economic or otherwise. The repression unleashed after the massive public demonstrations in July 2021 is a major contributor to the desperation.”–Sebastian Arcos, associate director of Florida International University’s Cuban Research Institute.

* “There is no good reason not to normalize relations with Havana and lift the terrorism designation.”–Max Boot, Council on Foreign Relations senior fellow.

* “It will be even harder to pass any new gun control laws next year because Republicans will then control the House.”–Abby Vesoulis, Mother Jones.

* “The House has become a parliament of pundits, where many members care more about being on TV than governing.”–Jonah Goldberg, The Dispatch.

* “When influential, mainstream cultural, political and even sports icons normalize hate speech, everyone needs to be very concerned.”–Miami Beach Mayor Dan Gelber.