Congressional Priorities

The country’s at war, unemployment is too high, homeland security feels inadequate and American foreign policy still seems arrogant and unilateral. But Congress is putting college football on notice that it doesn’t much care for the way a national champion is determined.

Keep up the good work.

And this just in. Momentum is now building in the House to undo anti-French backlash that had resulted in menu changes in the House cafeterias and dining halls. To wit: “freedom fries.”

As a result, french toast and french fries could soon return to their traditional “American” names.


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