* “Civil war”: the ultimate oxymoron. Other notables: “Truth Social” and “Pat Boone/’Tutti Fruiti.’”
* You can go to the Y and swim, but you can’t go to the A&P.
* Still a favorite spoonerism: “It’s kisstomary to cuss the bride.”
* Business names that resonate: United Skates, The Sod Father, Edifice Wrecks, Plant Parenthood.