* Civil war”: the ultimate oxymoron. Other notables: “Truth Social” and “Pat Boone/’Tutti Fruiti.’”

* You can go to the Y and swim, but you can’t go to the A&P.

* Still a favorite spoonerism: “It’s kisstomary to cuss the bride.”

* Business names that resonate: United Skates, The Sod Father, Edifice Wrecks, Plant Parenthood.

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