Trumpster Diving

* “I REALLY DON’T CARE, Do U?”

As we’ve noticed, every facet of fashion worn by Terse Lady Melania Trump is a de facto statement. It’s her plagiarism-free, go-to communication mode So, which is it, Mel? Are you that clueless, that uncaring, that arrogant, or that, well, Trumpian?

BTW, what were your other message-jacket choices? “I MARRIED A BILLIONAIRE, U DIDN’T”? “I’M STILL HOT, UR NOT”? Or “U FIGURE IT THE HELL OUT”?

Unsolicited advice: File for divorce, break out the pre-nup agreement and move back to Ljubljana or risk becoming the Cursed Lady.

Final thought: Bess Truman never looked so eloquent and classy.

* The Civil Rights Office of the Homeland Security Department should not be an oxymoron.

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