You can’t make this stuff up. Gillian Gibbons is the British school teacher in Sudan who allowed her class of 6-year-olds to name a teddy bear Mohammed. Oops. Ultra-strict Sharia law formally frowns on such disrespect. Gibbons was arrested and charged with offending religion and insulting Islam. Punishment could have been six months in jail and 40 lashes. Bottom line: A teddy bear is still an animal. Not acceptable. Mohammed Atta? Not a problem.