Foreign Fodder

* The U.S. is among the 50 or so countries that recognize Juan Guaidó –and not Nicolás

Maduro–as the legitimate leader of Venezuela. Prominent among those who still back Maduro: Russia, China, Cuba and Turkey. One of these is not like the others: Turkey, a fellow NATO ally, so to speak.

Moreover, why is Turkey, which has never been invited into the European Union and is negotiating with Russia on the sale of advanced Russian missiles, still in NATO? Because it’s easier to keep an eye on?

* We know the disturbing impact that the NRA has on this country’s–and this state’s–gun culture and politics. But it’s also a foreign force as it exports its gun-rights agenda and counsel beyond the U.S. This includes–ironically for the uber-“patriot” organization–advising gun activists in Russia. It’s hardly far-fetched to imagine that relationship enabling Russian operatives to use the NRA to influence American politics, which kind of sounds like, well, collusion. The Founding Fathers would not be pleased.

Sports Shorts

* For the TB Lightning, this has been the year of matching history: No team has ever won more games (62) in a season in NHL history. Wow. Alas, the Bolts also  made history against Columbus. They became the first such history-matching team to lose a first-round playoff series. Moreover, they were swept, 4-0. Ouch. From destiny to despair. Where were you in 62?

Remember how last season ended? Utter disappointment. This year? Utterly embarrassing. To be followed by off-season second-guessing, re-evaluation and speculation.

And, no, don’t look for any ceremony for the Presidents’ Trophy that’s annually awarded to the NHL team with the most regular-season points. And, yes, it’s more than noteworthy that the head coach of Columbus is former Lightning head coach John Tortorella and one of his assistants is Marty St. Louis.

* No, that wasn’t a green-jacketed hologram at Augusta National. Tiger Woods really did win his fifth Master’s Tournament–the first one since George W. Bush was president. A fallen hero resurrected. Good for him; better for golf.

Quoteworthy

* “Vaccine hesitancy.”–What the World Health Organization lists as among 10 global health threats in 2019.

* “If the Germany of today is a product of the liberal world order, it is time to think  about what might happen when the order unravels.”–Robert Kagan, Foreign Affairs.

* “The Radical Left always seems to have an Open Borders, Open Arms policy–so this should make them very happy!”–President Donald Trump, in announcing that his administration is giving “strong considerations” to a plan to release immigrant detainees exclusively into “sanctuary cities.”

* “A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not a Christian.”–Pope Francis.

* “Trump wants a DHS (Department of Homeland Security) secretary to magically stop international migration–and no living being can. Trump would rather yell at his staff than size up the magnitude of the challenge.”–Frank Sharry, executive director of America’s Voice, an immigration advocacy group.

* “Keep in mind that that’s an issue that was already litigated during the election. Voters knew the president could have given his tax returns, they knew that he didn’t, and they elected him anyway, which is, of course, what drives the Democrats crazy.”–White House acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney.

* “The Trumpian method for avoid shame is not giving a damn. Spurious bone-spur draft deferment? Shrug. Fraudulent business and charitable practices? Snigger. Outrageous personal invective? Sneer. Inhumane treatment of children at the border? Snarl. Hush-money payoffs to a porn-star and centerfold mistresses? Stud!”–Bret Stephens, New York Times.

* “Until Trump’s nomination was a virtual lock, Jared was back in New York pretending not to be related to him.”–Conservative commentator Ann Coulter.

* “We’re not interested in shaming banks or running a campaign focused on how evil they are. Our end goal is to change the way banks make decisions when doing business with the gun industry.”–Igor Volsky, Guns Down America founder and executive director, whose advocacy group has created a ranking system that gives banks letter grades based primarily on their ties to firearms makers and trade groups such as the NRA.

* “It is worth asking: If a trade war with China or another government shutdown remains possible, are we one wrong turn away from a recession? … These events just need to spook consumers or businesses into putting off spending, and then more dire consequences can start to snowball.”–Austan Goolsbee, professor of economics at the University of Chicago.

* “My daughter knew absolutely nothing about my actions, and in my misguided and profoundly wrong way, I have betrayed her.”–Felicity Huffman, in pleading guilty in the college-admissions cheating scandal.

* “I don’t think you can look at a presidential map that the Republicans win without Florida.”–Billionaire Tom Steyer, the founder and president of NextGen America, an environmental advocacy nonprofit and progressive political action committee.

* “It’s not safe out there and people are taking responsibility of their own safety and the safety of their families.”–Marion Hammer, the NRA’s top Florida lobbyist.

* “You really need to tend towards a no-tolerance policy. You really need to put the public health above these issues.”–USF Health assistant professor Jill Roberts, on the spike in religious exemptions for vaccinations–and the growing frequency of measles outbreaks in America.

* “The criminal justice system is broken. The state cannot support 96,000 inmates.”–State Sen. Jeff Brandes, R-St. Petersburg.

* “To me, it’s pretty simple. Put it in the base salary. Improve people’s retirements.”–Pasco County school superintendent Kurt Browning, on the debate over whether teachers should get bonuses or pay raises.

* “In passing Amendment 4, Floridians clearly voiced their desire to restore the right to vote to 1.4 million disenfranchised voters. We cannot let the Legislature erect roadblocks that silence our voice.”–Hillsborough State Attorney Andrew Warren.

* “This year’s surplus can easily be tomorrow’s deficit.”–Tampa City Councilman Luis Viera.

* “As a Sheriff’s Office, we know we have to do everything we can to prevent and to rid ourselves of impaired drivers. There are too many people getting hurt and killed on our roadways.”–Hillsborough Sheriff Chad Chronister, in announcing the agency would be launching a new DUI enforcement unit. Of the 25 Florida counties with populations greater than 200,000, Hillsborough had the most injuries and fatalities caused by impaired drivers between 2013 and 2017, according to the Florida DOT.

Where Trump Meets Scott

Both President Donald Trump and Sen.Rick Scottwould like to see the Affordable Care Act overturned. We all know that.

Now Trump has appointed Scott and two other Republican senators (Wyoming’s John Barrasso and Louisiana’s Bill Cassidy) to a panel that will look closely at implementing an ACA replacement plan. But this is also Trump World, where deliberate, vetted appointments to priority positions–as opposed to impulsive, seat-of-the-pants decisions–are hardly the norm. We’ve seen it countless times in his Cabinet appointments.

In naming Barrasso and Cassidy, Trump at least gets loyal GOPsters who are physicians. The former is an orthopedic specialist, the latter a gastroenterologist. Scott was picked because he used to run one of the country’s largest hospital networks, Columbia/HCA.

Only one problem. Scott’s medical background includes having to resign from Columbia/HCA in the aftermath of the hospital network being fined $1.7 billion by the Department of Justice for Medicare fraud. At the time, it was the largest health-care fraud settlement in U.S. history. Scott’s either a clueless CEO or a crook.

If Scott stays on the case, that means Florida’s avatar of health-care fraud will be Trump’s point man for replacing the ACA. That means the national spotlight will be on a fraud scandal–including some cringe-worthy deposition optics–and the scandalous selection of Scott to speak credibly about health care reform.  

But maybe there’s a short-term upside for the self-serving, first-term senator. The health care fiasco is diverting attention from Scott not signing a bipartisan letter to the Trump Administration requesting the granting of Temporary Protection Status (TPS) to Venezuelans in the U.S.–in effect, siding with the Trump Administration’s anti-immigrant policy.

The bottom line: Scammers and schemers such as Trump and Scott deserve each other. The rest of us deserve so much better.

Trumpster Diving

* The Mueller Report comes with its own Bob Mueller summary of his 400-page report. Too bad that wasn’t sufficient summary for the public.  

* How blatantly ironic–and grossly unfair–that Joe Biden’s run at Donald Trump could be undermined by behavior toward women.

* “You’ve got to deny, deny, deny and push back on these women.”–According to Bob Woodward’s book, “Fear: Trump in the White House,” this was advice proffered by Trump to male friends who had found themselves accused of sexual misconduct, including assault.

* “There is not a Black America and a White America and a Latino America and Asian American–there’s the United States of America.” That was Barack Obama in 2004. That was then–and this is not. Not even close.

* Say this for Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway: At least she stands by her man. Too bad he isn’t her husband.

* For what it’s worth, Trump continues to affirm that he won’t be sharing his tax returns with anybody other than Mick Mulvaney. “I’m under audit,” explains the precedent of the United States. “When you’re under audit, you don’t do it.” For the record, the IRS has been saying all along that taxpayers under audit are free to release their returns.

* With the Stephen Miller-induced resignation–and Trump scapegoating–of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, a Berkeley Prep grad, there is, mercifully, no longer a Trump Administration insider with Tampa roots. At least until Pam Bondi resurfaces.

* If Joe Biden is still planning to enter the Democratic presidential field, he has to make that call really soon. Ideally yesterday. Time is not his ally right now, and he will have to make up ground organizationally and financially. But the way he handles his touchy-feely MO will be telling.  He’s not Harvey Weinstein or Matt Lauer or Bill Cosby or DONALD TRUMP, but this kind of baggage in the 2019 Democratic Party could be game-changing in the progressive primaries.

Who can vouch for and de facto vet him on this one? Look for Jill Biden, who has an autobiography out now, to play a role. And then there’s Barack Obama, who came up shy of an endorsement when it was Hillary’s turn last time.

The ultimate bottom line if there’s no Biden nomination: Too bad being an anti-Trump good guy and a thoroughly qualified commander-in-chief was not enough.

* Back in the day, political surveys could seem almost sacrosanct. It was before social media, robo harassment and routine push polls. When professional pollsters were the acknowledged experts, and land-line participants were willing–and probably flattered–that they were being asked to weigh in on something really important. I miss George Gallup.

* Back in the day, the Republican Party was a democratic alternative on the non-left side of the spectrum. There were Cold War, Vietnam War, poverty-program and integration  differences, but nobody equated the GOP with frightening incompetence, debauched values, Faustian motivation and scary authoritarianism. I miss Harold Stassen.

Name Games

We live in an age when bumper sticker memes are familiar rallying points. From “Make America Great Again” to the partisan connotations of “socialist” and “Obamacare.” But we’ve been here before with politically preferred labeling–and relabeling.

In fact, President Franklin D. Roosevelt preferred referencing “The Survival War” instead of “World War II.” He thought the latter might connect too many to Woodrow Wilson’s “World War I” venture that a lot of Americans were never on board with. While addressing the Pan American Union in 1942, he explained: “That is what it comes pretty close to being–the survival of our civilization.” Gallup later determined that very few Americans favored this wording. “The War of Freedom” or the “War of World Freedom” had much more appeal.

Final Four Winner(s)

This was more than a sports story.

When Baylor dramatically held on to defeat Notre Dame, 82-81, in the culmination of the Women’s Final Four at Amalie Arena, it also wrapped up a win-win for the hosts. There’s a reason why we’ve held three of these Fours–and more will surely be coming. We’re good at it. From logistics and facility to amenities, inclusiveness and entertainment.

This is inviting, increasingly hip, pre-summer Tampa, a town with a downtown presence such that even Gertrude Stein would concede that there is now some THERE there–most notably the Riverwalk and Curtis Hixon Waterfront Park. This was about welcoming visitors, including national media, and entertaining tons of kids with a dribbling parade. This was about putting a fitting focus on one of America’s most high-profile, female events. Amalie was sold out–at 20,000-plus–on both Saturday and Monday night. In fact, total attendance at Tampa’s three Final Fours–123,039–surpasses any other three-time host.

And this was about a media marketing coup and economic infusion of at least eight figures.

Well done, Baylor Bears, national champions. And well done, Tampa Bay, magnet for championship events.

Withstand Your Ground

The notorious Stand Your Ground case of Trevor Dooley, who was convicted of manslaughter and open display of a weapon in 2012, is back in the news. It’s back because a state appeals court has ordered a new trial in the shooting death of a Dooley neighbor over a skateboard incident at a Valrico playground basketball court. It has to do with the instructions that the jury received on the justifiable use of deadly force.

This is now about legal nuance. What’s blatantly obvious, however, is that this is more about a gun culture–whether the fatal shooting was in a playground or a Muvico theater. In short, even if you have a permit to carry, what the hell are you doing packing a weapon as you head to a playground or movie theater?

Sports Shorts

* “I’d like to see more women supporting women. I think we don’t do a good job of helping each other. … Guys have that down. They help each other. They know how the system works. We don’t.” That was Notre Dame women’s basketball coach, Muffet McGraw, contributing to a conversation that has to do with so much more than basketball.

* The New York Mets are off to a good start so far, and one reason is the play of power-hitting rookie Pete Alonso, a graduate of Plant High School.

Quoteworthy

* “We will decide whether to defend our Christian European culture or yield the terrain to multiculturalism.”–Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, in calling for migration to be controlled by national governments, not the European Union.

* “Today, mainstream European and North American politicians, even presidents, premiers and prime ministers, don’t hesitate to flirt with or embrace overtly anti-Semitic messages and memes.”–David Nirenberg, dean of the Divinity School at the University of Chicago.

* “We have to be frank. Questions are being asked on both sides of the Atlantic about the strength of our partnership. And, yes, there, are differences.”–NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, in the first address to Congress by a NATO head.

* “We will never find a better pool of allies in the world than the Europeans, and this address underscores the importance of the trans-Atlantic bridge.”–Retired Navy Admiral James Stavridis, who was NATO commander from 2009 to 2013.

* “It’s not just competition against our adversaries. We’re also racing against our worst enemy: complacency.”–Vice President Mike Pence, in announcing that the Administrations was directing NASA to land humans on the moon again within five years.

* “In my office, I keep a Bible open on my desk to remind me of God and his rod, and the truth.”–Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

* “Can’t take you anymore. … Our country is full. … I’m sorry. … So turn around. That’s the way it is.”–President Donald Trump’s message to migrants arriving at the southern border.

* “This committee requires the full (Mueller) report and the underlying materials because it is our job, not the attorney general’s, to determine whether or not President Trump has abused his office.”–House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler.

* “A truly outstanding individual. I’ve told my folks that’s the man.”–Donald Trump, in announcing that he planned to nominate Herman Cain for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board.

* “The labor market remains healthy, and last month is just an outlier.”–Brad McMillan, chief investment officer at Commonwealth Financial Network, on Labor Department statistics showing that the U.S. economy added 196,000 jobs last month–a rebound from the 33,000 jobs added in February.

* “The Republicans are developing a really great HealthCare Plan with far lower premiums and deductibles than ObamaCare. Vote will be taken right after the election when Republicans hold the Senate and win back the House.”–Donald Trump.

* “Until such time as I’m not under audit, I would not be inclined to do it.”–Donald Trump’s response to efforts by the House Ways and Means Committee to secure his tax returns.

* “Trump’s capacity for beating the Democrats is limited, but the same cannot be said of the Democrats’ capacity for beating themselves.”–Charles Lane, Washington Post.

* “Timing is everything, not least in leaving the stage. Joe Biden, honorable patriot, should side with restraint.”–Roger Cohen, New York Times.

* “I’m sorry I didn’t understand more. I’m not sorry for any of my intentions.”–Joe Biden.

* “Don’t pretend to be having an elevated discussion of public policy when you’re conducting character assassination. You have come to bury Uncle Joe, not review his record. Own up to it.”–Judith Shulevitz, Politico.

* “Whoever is president next just can’t make incremental change. We just have to be bold, and we have to take chances–people are hurting. We need to move forward in a big way.”–Karine Jean-Pierre, MoveOn.org senior adviser.

* “The ‘incremental reform’ that I support is phasing in ‘Medicare for all.'”–Sen. Bernie Sanders.

* “As is the case with all hurricane seasons, coastal residents are reminded that it only takes one hurricane making landfall to make it an active season for them.”–Colorado State University Department of Atmospheric Science report that predicts a below-average Atlantic hurricane season this year.

* “Safety is our responsibility, and we own it.”–Boeing Chief Executive Dennis A. Mullenburg, in announcing that Boeing was slowing production (from 52 to 42 per month) of its 737 Max jet and establishing a new internal safety committee.

* “I don’t see that as viable.”–Mayor Bob Buckhorn, on a development partnership’s plan for a new baseball park on 18 acres that City Hall owns near the Hillsborough River just south of Columbus Drive in the West River area.

* “I don’t know what else we can do to tell people there’s an election going on.”–Hillsborough Elections Supervisor Craig Latimer.

* “The city gains and benefits with the economic impact a viable park will have, a viable entertainment venue will have over the years, and this is our opportunity.”–Clearwater Mayor George Cretekos, after city council gave unanimous support for consultants to design a waterfront-park concert pavilion with a fixed canopy over 4,000 seats.