* Tempting remarks when caught in an awkward, politically partisan conversation:
^ “Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”
^ “This is why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.”
* When looking at photos of Marco Rubio with Trump and other world leaders at some media gathering, ever tempted to add a thought bubble? Perhaps: “I’m the secretary of state of the most impactful country in the world, and yet I know I’ve made a Faustian deal with an uninformed, embarrassing con man. I feel like a prop. This is humiliating. Get those cameras out of here.”
* Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?
* If you overuse Artificial Intelligence, does that make you Genuinely Stupid?
* Pop culture is generational. We’ve all experienced it. That said, name someone who looks better with a nose ring.
* Two deaths that will go unreconciled: Lee Harvey Oswald, Jeffrey Epstein.