* Mortality: Eventually something is going to get you if you live long enough.
* Statues, presumably, are meant to stand forever, although there are no statutory guarantees.
* “With all due respect” and “It goes without saying”: Aren’t they always followed by non sequiturs?
* A sneeze: Still seems like a low bar for God’s blessing.
* What’s the one thing that Adam and Eve didn’t have in the Garden of Eden that everybody since then has had? Parents.
* Signs of the times: “Pro Science. Pro Choice. Pro Wrestling.”