* “Quiet! Quiet, Piggy.”—Trump’s response to a female reporter on Air Farce One who asked a follow-up question on the Epstein files. Another day at the orifice.
* “On Your Marx, Get Set, Zo!” How the New York Post carried the news that Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani had been elected mayor of New York City.
* Future Obit headline like no other: “Donald J. Trump Dead. Finally.”
* The overall box-office market share for the horror genre has more than doubled since 2020.