* Leaf blowers? A lot of neighbors would call them leaf relocaters.
* “I’m a stranger in a strange land.”–Carson McCullers. It still resonates.
* Could Dr. Oz be elected U.S. senator from Pennsylvania? Only if he gets through the Republican primary against the Tin Man.
* If God dropped acid, would He see people?
* “Irish Americans think they’re more Irish than the Irish.” That was Irish-American President Joe Biden speaking Irish-humored truth to how American Micks, especially on St. Patrick’s Day, look at their identity. BTW, if your wedding anniversary is St. Patrick’s Day (and it is), you stay home that night—when all the amateur Irish are out, uh, celebrating.