* Rite of pissage: Those who disdain Porta Potties for private property on Gasparilla.
* Speaking of, uh, pissage, it’s still surprising that there are no Gasparilla-catheter concessionaires.
* Next month’s (Feb. 25-27) Gasparilla Music Festival will be highlighting Band of Horses, Black Pumas, Cimafunk and Trombone Shorty. Another reminder of feeling like an alien in pop culture. Trombone Shorty?