Oh, those PR-magnet Bucs. Head Coach Jon Gruden has agreed to be a (play-scripting) consultant — with a cameo still possible — for a re-make of “The Longest Yard,” the 1974 classic about a former pro quarterback-turned-prisoner who leads the inmates’ football team. The original starred Burt Reynolds in his prime. This one has Adam Sandler in over his head.
Fortunately after last season, Gruden has a lot of third-and-long calls handy.
But it could have been worse. How about a reprise of “Brian’s Son” starring 50 Cent and Eminem?