Sports Shorts

*A lot of FSU football fans are probably still celebrating the Tallahassee thrashing of arch rival Florida in front of the year’s first full-house crowd. And that awful, coach-in-waiting plan now probably seems downright defensible after Jimbo Fisher’s successful first season. The ‘Noles, it would seem, are back. All hail the Jimbo Era. Bobby Bowden is among the celebrants.

But there’s another scenario that could have unfolded, according to former FSU President T.K. Wetherell.  Had Fisher declined the touchy, coach-in-waiting gambit, FSU’s number two choice was Lane Kiffin. THAT Lane Kiffin. He of the arrogant, ethics-challenged reputation proven so graphically at Tennessee, who he left in the lurch for the football factory at Southern California. 

Yes, there is a lot for Seminole fans to celebrate.

*There are three Florida (football) schools in USA Today’s top 35. Not among the three: the University of Florida and Miami. FSU is 20; UCF, 25; and USF, 34.

*Ray Lewis, the Bartow native and veteran All-Pro linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens, still shows no signs of slowing down. He entered the NFL in 1996 out of Miami. Tampa Bay quarterback Josh Freeman, whose Bucs lost to Baltimore last Sunday, says he literally grew up watching Lewis’ career. In fact, he was only 12 when Lewis pled guilty to obstruction of justice in that Atlanta double-murder trial.

*The Trib’s savvy, veteran sportswriter Joe Henderson wrote this recently after the Bucs’ Mike Williams was arrested in the wee hours for a possible DUI violation: “Why does this keep happening with this team? We don’t hear about many incidents with the other pro teams in town, the Lightning or the Rays.”

Surely, that’s a rhetorical question.

Quoteworthy

* “It’s very important for China to lead. …The one country that has influence with Pyongyang is China, and so their leadership is absolutely critical.”–Joint Chiefs Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen.

* “What do the Israeli airport security people do that American airport security do not? They profile. They question some individuals for more than half an hour, open up all their luggage and spread the contents on the counter–and they let others go through with scarcely a word. And it works.”–Thomas Sowell, Creators Syndicate.

* “We are worried about additional documents coming out. WikiLeaks are an absolutely awful impediment to my business, which is to be able to have discussions in confidence with people.”–James F. Jeffrey, U.S. Ambassador to Iraq.

* “The U.N. functions very well for Iran and Venezuela, and every two-bit dictator who’s envious and hates the United States.”–Florida U.S. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, incoming chairwoman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

* “She may run away with it, and that’s something everybody has to be prepared for.”–Mike Huckabee on Sarah Palin’s chances of winning the 2012 GOP presidential nomination.

* “Some Republicans have been talking honestly about cutting entitlement spending, but almost no Republican seems willing to accept tax increases as part of a bipartisan budget deal. … Ronald Reagan raised taxes 12 separate times during his presidency. But ‘No New Taxes’ has become the requisite for membership in today’s GOP.”–David Brooks, New York Times.

* “It will be interesting to see how the congressional newcomers do in an environment where things get done by wheeling and dealing. Like so many before them, they come to Congress insisting that they won’t compromise–but then they’re compromised. Ask Charlie Rangel, who came in 40 years ago–as a reformer.”–Bob Franken, Hearst Newspapers.

* “So much for Reagan’s trust but verify. Now we’ve got distrust and vilify.”–Maureen Dowd, New York Times, on GOP’s START strategy.

* “Just when globalization and technology were making the value of higher education greater than ever, and the price for lacking it more punishing than ever, America started slipping behind its peers in high school graduation rates, college graduation and global test scores in math and critical thinking. … We need better parents ready to hold their kids to higher standards of academic achievement. We need better students who come to school ready to learn, not to text.”–Thomas Friedman, New York Times.

* “What we can’t do is do nothing. Otherwise, 10 years from today, we won’t be any further along.”–TBARTA Chairman Ronnie Duncan.

* “As demand gets higher, the utilities would have to build to accommodate it. Right now, no one can predict how many people will use these cars.”–Patrick Ho, TECO’s director for corporate communications, on monitoring the demand for electric cars.

* “High-class beer, low-class beer. Beer is beer.”–Maurice Harvey, president of the Lincoln Gardens-Carver City Neighborhood Association, on the proximity and product of Cigar City Brewing’s tasting room.

* “We’re talking about the ‘Big Three’ in the state of Florida in Florida, Florida State and Miami. They’ve all won conference championships; they’ve all won national championships; and this is the level we want to compete at.”–USF football coach Skip Holtz after the Bulls’ (first) win over Miami.

START For Christmas

It would seem like a relatively modest request. How about making the world somewhat safer for Christmas?  Well, reasonable anywhere but in the partisan agenda-driven Congress.

To date, Sen. Richard Lugar appears to be the only Republican willing to support the new START treaty. That’s the nuclear-weapon pact that would marginally reduce strategic warheads between the U.S. and Russia. Conceivably, that can’t be bad. Even more importantly, it improves our critical relationship with Russia, which is a leverage player in dealing with, among others, Iran. The implications should be obvious.

In effect, the treaty, characterized by President Obama as a “national security imperative,” is being held up by Sen. John Kyl, R-Ariz, the Senate Minority Whip. He’s the guy tasked with maintaining Republican party discipline.

The issue with START, it would appear, is not so much the treaty, per se, although Kyl says he wants assurances that the U.S. will upgrade its weaponry. No, Kyl says there are “higher priority items” in the lame-duck session. Actually, it’s a blatantly disingenuous ploy that represents the party-first, country last perception that this is “Obama’s treaty,” and he mustn’t be allowed to succeed. This is part of the political fallout from the zero-sum November elections.

Only problem is that the world just became a little less safe for Republicans too.

Et Tu, Yoli?

Recently this column called out “interim” City Councilman Curtis Stokes for going back on his word and deciding to run for a council seat in March. Now we see where “interim” council member Yoli Capin will do the same thing after having her “change of heart.” The relevant point remains this: It’s no mere “change of mind” or exercised prerogative when having agreed to not run was part of the formal applicant criteria.

While nothing can be done about “interim” candidates reassessing their priorities and de-pledging on their commitment, here’s a rule of thumb for future councils to consider. If you’re looking for an authentic “interim” candidate who likely won’t abuse the appointment and decide to run with the momentum of “interim” incumbency, don’t select anyone who has run for anything since student council.

Stokes ran unsuccessfully for city council in 2003. Capin made a failed run for a state House seat in 2008.

Holiday Heads Up

In the aftermath of tree-lighting ceremonies and “Black Friday,” the countdown to Christmas is everywhere with us. From those who relentlessly shop to those who religiously bemoan over-commercialization.

But there’s one other reminder that the holiday season is here: safety ratchets up as an issue. From criminals and from accidents.

TPD’s “Operation Deck the Malls” means an increased police presence in parking lots. It also means a public-education offensive. By now an anti-crime mantra, the seasonal advice for shoppers is now an annual drumbeat. There is no holiday from carefulness and common sense.

            *If possible, shop before dark. If not, park where the lighting is good.                                *No matter how brief the expected shopping stop, lock everything and make sure vehicle windows are closed. Not as obvious as it sounds when you’re in a hurry and on a retail mission.                      *Keep packages out of sight. Make room in the trunk.                                                               *Avoid carrying lots of cash.                                                                                                              *Put your wallet somewhere other than your back pants pocket. Put your purse under your arm with the strap across your body.

The holidays are also the season for the accident prone. Orthorpedic-related injuries top any short list. According to the Centers for Disease Control, research estimates that 5,800 people annually visit the emergency room due to decorating-related falls. Typically broken bones from  hanging house lights and tree ornaments.

“People often get caught up in the hectic nature of the season and focus less on safety while engaging in holiday-related activities,” points out Craig Bennett, MD, of the Center for Bone and Joint Diseases in Hudson.

The key variable in decorating–inside or outside–is the ladder. That’s obvious enough in the abstract, but eager-to-please, festive decorators aren’t always at their most mindful. The ladder needs to be set on a flat, even surface and no need is compelling enough to use the top two rungs. In effect, ignore John Keats at Christmas and don’t worry about your reach exceeding your grasp.

And, no, sofa arms, although temptingly accessible, are not a safe place to decorate from.

The other major holiday catalyst sending people to emergency rooms is fire related. According to the U.S. Fire Administration, holiday fires injure more than 1,600 people per year. That means doing more than just enjoying the ambience of tree lights, candles and fireplaces and the warmth of space heaters.

JFK: Converted Cold Warrior

Earlier this week we were reminded, once again, of that awful, fateful day in Dallas when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. It’s now been 47 years. It gets no less horrific.

For many Americans, given our penchant for being history challenged, not enough is known of JFK beyond gruesome Zapruder footage, the Cuban missile crisis and maybe references to Jacqueline Kennedy. Not nearly enough is known, for example, of his Cold War crucible at home, when he was a president often under siege by his own Cold Warriors.

A re-read of his famous “Ask Not” inaugural speech is a reminder that Kennedy was calling for more than selflessness in January 1961. He was also assuming the office–and  priorities–of Cold Warrior-in-Chief. To wit: “…We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.”

No, Vietnam was not a quantum leap.

But Kennedy had evolved by the autumn of 1963. Confronting Soviet ICBMs 90 miles away in Cuba, realizing the apocalyptic implications for mankind, and having his own young children had been as close to an epiphany as an American politician could get. One that didn’t want to be succeeded by a President Goldwater in 1964.

Shortly before leaving for Dallas, JFK was given a casualty update on Vietnam. Here’s what he then told Assistant Press Secretary Malcolm Kilduff, the man who would formally announce the president’s death two days later in Parkland Hospital: “After I come back from Texas, that’s going to change. Vietnam is not worth another American life.”

Moreover, this was in the aftermath of Kennedy’s issuance of National Security Action Memorandum 263 on Oct. 11, 1963. In it he was making it official government policy to withdraw from Vietnam “1,000 (of the 16,000) U.S. military personnel by the end of 1963” and “by the end of 1965 … the bulk of U.S. personnel.”

It was, in effect, an extension of Kennedy’s (now) celebrated June 10, 1963, “peace speech” at American University. This is where he memorably criticized the concept of a “Pax Americana enforced on the world by American weapons of war” and called for America to “re-examine our attitude toward the Soviet Union.” Kennedy also made the case for not (along with the U.S.S.R.) “devoting massive sums of money to weapons that could be better devoted to combat ignorance, poverty and disease.”

“And if we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity,” underscored Kennedy. “For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit the same small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s futures. And we are all mortal.”

Warmongers Resist

The generals, still seething over Kennedy’s reluctance to invade Cuba or attack the Soviets while America still held the ostensible upper nuclear hand, were not impressed. Any more than they were by the 1963 nuclear test ban treaty or wheat sales to the “enemy”: the Soviets. The American University speech, ironically, played better in the U.S.S.R. than the U.S.A.

When it came to Vietnam, Kennedy wasn’t seeing light at the end of the tunnel. He was seeing a gusher of American blood, an inevitable byproduct of open-ended discretion conceded to the Joint Chiefs of Staff, featuring the hard line likes of Chairman Gen. Lyman Lemnitzer and Air Force Gen. Curtis “Bombs Away” LeMay, and their CIA enablers. Even Kennedy’s ambassador to Saigon, erstwhile political foe Henry Cabot Lodge, was working at cross purposes. Some of his advisers, including Defense Secretary Robert McNamara and uber trouble-shooter Averell Harriman, were not consistently on board.

In effect, the president, who was becoming increasingly dependent on back-channel contacts with Nikita Khrushchev and Fidel Castro, was routinely undermined by those who didn’t want to see Vietnam go the way of “neutral” Laos and didn’t want to risk losing more Cold War dominoes. 

But Kennedy would find an ironic ally in retired Gen. Douglas MacArthur. He told the president that “Anyone wanting to commit American ground forces to the mainland of Asia should have his head examined.” JFK reveled in sharing the advice with the Joint Chiefs.

He also valued the counsel of Democratic Sen. Mike Mansfield, who had replaced Lyndon Johnson as Majority Leader. He was known as the Senate’s authority on Indochina. He had also championed the rise of South Vietnamese President Ngo Dinh Diem in 1955. Then he did a 180. He delivered a devastating report to Kennedy on how the U.S. was being drawn inexorably into the infamous role vacated by the colonial French.

By late November of ’63, JFK had already seen–and foreseen–enough and was encouraged by the test ban treaty and the farmers’ more-than-favorable response to those Soviet wheat sales. By all accounts, he was preparing to decommit American troops to Vietnam.

“There is no doubt that he had shifted definitely and unequivocally on Vietnam,” later lamented Sen. Mansfield, “but he never had the chance to put the plan into effect.”

The rest is tragic history. President Lyndon Johnson wasn’t about to say no to the generals. Or even to Ambassador Lodge. In fact, on Sunday, Nov. 24, 1963, Kennedy had a meeting scheduled with Lodge. To fire him.

Security And Common Sense

Thanks to would-be shoe bombers and underwear bombers, we now have invasive, virtual- flashing security at airports. So what do we do in anticipation of suppository and tampon bombers?

Two things.

First, let’s look on the positive side. American ingenuity to the rescue. Already there is a Las Vegas-based company, Rocky Flats Gear, that is making tungsten underwear inserts that protect privacy during security screenings. The entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in America.

Second, let’s not demonize profiling. This is about the protection of lives, not the perpetuation of political correctness. Doing everything we can, including the obvious, to help prevent the horrific from happening. How’s that for a priority?

It seems manifestly evident that those who have sought to bring down planes are not a randomly scattered demographic. No need to act like storm troopers or to embarrass anyone, but let’s not preclude common sense from our arsenal of defense measures.

By the way, those tungsten underwear inserts come in his and hers designs: fig leaf or clasped hands, respectively.

The Quotable Judge Tharpe

Say this for Circuit Judge Chet A. Tharpe. He calls it as he sees it and tells it like it is.

On sentencing brutal teen rapist Jose Walle to 65 years in prison after a U.S. Supreme Court ruled against a life sentence as cruel and unusual punishment for juveniles who don’t actually murder: “Shouldn’t our focus be first and foremost on the welfare of the victims? Is it not cruel and unusual punishment for the victims to have endured the rage, the brutality, the terror that your client exacted upon them? … Why don’t we focus our money and our resources and our time on fixing the problems as opposed to trying to coddle a Jose Walle?”

On seeing a defendant (whose probation he had just modified) defiantly slam a courtroom door upon exiting: “Hook her up (with ankle and wrist shackles).” He then found her guilty of criminal contempt.

On sentencing a Riverview man, who claimed remorse and rehabilitation, to 10 years for child pornography: “These children don’t have a choice; they can’t defend themselves. I don’t believe you for one minute.”

JFK: Retrospective In Context

Another anniversary is now behind us. November 22 marked 47 years since that horrific day in Dallas when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

Kennedy retrospectives necessarily focus on that gruesome, Zapruder-chronicled event and, for contrast, on his iconic, “Ask Not” inaugural speech that is remembered as a paean to selflessness. It nostalgically reminds us of what was lost.

What is often overlooked, however, is Kennedy’s less famous, but arguably more important, speech in the summer of 1963, less than five months before his murder. This was his “peace speech” at American University. It underscored a reality that had been evolving since the Cuban missile crisis had forced Kennedy to ponder the abyss of Armageddon. He was no longer the Cold Warrior-in-Chief, although he was under constant siege by those of that prevalent mentality.

While the Joint Chiefs didn’t much like it, especially the part criticizing any “Pax Americana enforced on the world by American weapons of war,” JFK also said this on June 10, 1963:

            “And if we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. For  in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit the same small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s futures. And we are all mortal.”

That’s also what was gunned down in Dallas. A perspective that transcended Cold War jingoism and nuclear pre-emption scenarios. One borne of having backed off from the Apocalypse the year before. Kennedy was succeeded by Lyndon Johnson, who was in sync with his generals, and Vietnam, which Kennedy demonstrably wanted out of, would escalate into the bloody quagmire that would cost America foreign-policy credibility and more than 50,000 lives.

Secret Service Solace?

As is typical at this time, there are books that accompany the inevitable documentaries. Exhibit A of the former is the Kennedy Detail by former Secret Service agents Clint Hill and Jerry Blaine. Hill was the agent who climbed aboard the presidential limousine after JFK had been shot and crawled along the trunk till he reached the back seat. He had been riding in the follow-up car.

In various interviews, including one on MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Mathews, the agents, still visibly moved nearly a half century later, acknowledge regrettably that nothing else could have been done that fateful day. Even, as Hill recalls, had he actually been stationed on the back of the limousine, the line of fire would have still been unimpeded. By the way, it was Kennedy’s preference that agents not station themselves on his motorcade limo.

But there remains something critically relevant unstated — and unasked. And you don’t have to be a conspiracy buff or hard core revisionist to ask it.

Why wasn’t more done BEFORE Kennedy came to Dallas, by then notoriously regarded as the “Hate Capital of Dixie”?

Keep in mind that at literally the last minute, Kennedy had to call off his planned trip to Chicago on Nov. 2. The reason: The Secret Service had arrested two members of a four-man sniper team suspected of plans to kill the president. The other two had escaped. This was the dodged bullet.

Just days before Dallas, rumors were rife about an assassination attempt on Kennedy in Tampa. Unprecedented security, culled from the region to complement TPD, was implemented to protect the president, whose motorcade would pass by, among other buildings, the Floridan Hotel. The likely M.O. of a potential assassin — or assassins — was known.

But JFK still went to Dallas — to help mediate a Democratic Party feud between Gov. John Connolly and Sen. Ralph Yarborough and to help retain its 25 tenuous electoral votes in 1964. But there were plenty of well-documented, dire warnings about Dallas, including from United Nations Ambassador Adlai Stevenson, who had been roughed up and spat upon in Dallas a few weeks previous.

It was a pragmatic, political given that the Texas trip had to happen. But given the foreboding Chicago and Tampa experiences, how do you permit a classic, sniper-ready ambush with understaffed security; an unmonitored overpass, knoll and buildings; an unobstructed target and a motorcade route that needed to slow to a virtual stop to make its Dealey Plaza dogleg turn?

No, the die had been tragically cast by the time Agent Hill raced bravely to Kennedy’s limo. The time for something to have been done had fatefully — and negligently — passed.

Quoteworthy

* “I worry the whole damned  time and I can understand profoundly what it is that other families are going through, just how agonizing it is day in, day out, worrying about what is happening to your loved one.”–Prince Charles on his son, Prince Harry, serving in Afghanistan.

* “Aspirational goal.”–Pentagon press secretary Geoff Morrell’s characterization (as opposed to deadline) of 2014 as the date for U.S. forces to cede responsibility across Afghanistan to Afghan forces.

* “Ratifying New START is not a political choice, it’s a national security imperative.”–Sen. John Kerry, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

* “A soldier as humble as he is heroic.”–President Barack Obama in presenting the Medal of Honor to Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta, the first living service member to receive the honor since the Vietnam War.

* “We want our people back.”–NASA spokesman Michael Braukus in response to scientists who have suggested that colonization of Mars could be accelerated if astronauts made one-way flights and emulated, for example, the first settlers arriving in North America.

* “If Republicans were truly interested in reducing the deficit while stimulating private-sector jobs, they would have jumped to embrace the idea floated last week by Sen. Mark Warner, the centrist Democrat from Virginia: Let high-end tax rates return to where they were during the Clinton years and use the $65 billion in additional income over the next two years for tax breaks for businesses that increase investments or hire new employees. After that, extra revenue would go toward deficit reduction.”–Steven Pearlstein, Washington Post.

* “I read ‘Decision Points,’ and it turns out that Bush is the Edith Piaf of fiscal policy: He regrets nothing.”–Ruth Marcus, Washington Post.

* “Please don’t think for a moment that we have given up. We truly think this is something that is critical to our region’s future and Florida’s future.”–Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio on future efforts to fund local transit, including light rail.

* “The next mayor will need to give 150 percent, and I would only be good for about 110 percent.”–Jim Davis on ruling out a run for mayor.

“The successful people are still spending money. People are still going out.”–Duke Mendel, owner of Scores, high-end strip club and newest addition to Dale Mabry competition.

* “This is our home, Tampa Bay is our home. We’re going to leave no stone unturned. I don’t know how many stones are left, but we’re going to leave no stone unturned.”–Tampa Bay Rays’ owner Stuart Sternberg.

* “They (Rays) know what they need, and they know that I’m here to help them in every way.”–Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig.