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* A Cannes-and Oscar-winning movie for best picture and best actress. Plus, free, reward-program tickets. What could go wrong? Everything, if that move is the annoying “Anora.”

Even if you were a long-time patron of the Tanga Lounge, dated your share of “escorts,” and preferred excessive violence, loud noise and dialogue steeped in F-and MF-bombs, you wouldn’t necessarily like it. It’s not a modern “Cinderella” story, but a sick sin-derella exploitation and embarrassment to the Academy Awards.

We had heard the ending was kind of redemptive. We don’t know; we left before that.

If you’re thinking about checking out this Oscar mired in cheap sex and loud lewdness, think about re-watching “The Great Gatsby” or “Pretty Woman.” They incorporated sex, romance and partying in a way that didn’t insult or embarrass anyone. They didn’t even need “intimacy coordinators.”

* Mike Myers is back on SNL. He does a spot-on of Elon Musk.

Sports Shorts

* “Trying and failing will yield less regret than failing to try.”–Lightning GM Julien BriseBoise, on why it’s worth gambling at the trade deadline.

* Oakland, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay: The only MLB teams never to finish with a $100 million payroll. Last year the New York Mets had a payroll of $333 million. That’s what happens without a salary cap that the other major pro sports have. In effect, baseball teams play by different rules.

* Local groups have expressed serious interest in buying the Rays. But relocation is still in the mix: and not just relocating to Tampa, the market hub, where it has always belonged, but Orlando, the largest media market in the U.S. without an MLB team. It also seems more receptive to public spending than Tampa-Hillsborough. BTW, among those major development players still silent on any baseball scenarios for Tampa: Jeff Vinik.

Quoteworthy

* “The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.”–Political scientist and philosopher Hannah Arendt.

* “Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.”–Former presidential adviser and financier Bernard Baruch.

* “Trump is using the classic elected authoritarian playbook.”–Dartmouth political scientist Brendan Nyhan.

* “Those who long for peace must prepare for war.”–Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

* “It doesn’t make sense for America to pay for the defense of Europe.”–Elon Musk.

* “The Americans want our resources, our water, our land, our country.”–Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.

* “If the U.S. can do this to us, their closest friend, then nobody is safe.”–Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Melanie Joly.

* “Loyalty isn’t a strong enough word for (Pam) Bondi’s fidelity to Trump. She is blindly obedient.”–Anthony Coley, former adviser to (Biden Administration) AG Merrick Garland.

* “If we get AI right, it will unlock unprecedented innovation, efficiency and economic growth. It will drive the next wave of high-tech jobs.”–ConnectWise founder Arnie Bellini, who recently donated $40 million to USF to create the Bellini College of Artificial Intelligence, Cybersecurity and Computing.

* “I have no interest in working with this (Rays) ownership group. That bridge has been burned.”–St. Petersburg Mayor Ken Welch.

* “Emotions are so raw right now; I think we could all use a timeout.”–St. Petersburg Chamber of Commerce CEO Chris Steinocher.

JFK Conspiracy Reflections

As we’ve been noticing over time, the theories of a JFK-assassination conspiracy won’t go away. Nor should they. Indeed, various polls chronicle a public increasingly convinced that it was more than the exclusive work of some lone, loser gunman out to make horrific history. And, no, a witness-cherry-picking Warren Commission hardly helped.

There’s no need for another detailed conspiracy reiteration. Suffice it to say that conspiracy means more than one person is involved. But a couple of comments are warranted when history and truth are at stake—even if 100% certainty can’t be guaranteed all these years and deaths later. Releasing un-redacted files could be, however, helpful.

* When first confronted by reporters, Lee Harvey Oswald’s response was telling. “I’m a patsy,” he said. In other words, he was involved—but that’s hardly confirmation of lone-gunman status. Assume likely Mafia involvement.

* Oswald’s uncle, Dutz Murret, worked for Carlos Marcello, the godfather of the New Orleans Mafia.

* Joe Kennedy met with Chicago mob boss Sam Giancana, who would share a mistress with JFK, to seek his help in influencing the Cook County vote in the 1960 presidential election. After winning, JFK appointed his brother, Robert F. Kennedy, as attorney general. He went after the mob and infuriated Mafia bosses. End game on.

* Tampa’s Santo Trafficante and other mobsters had lost their considerable casino interests—and blamed President Kennedy for the Bay of Pigs fiasco.

* After shots rang out in front of the Texas Book Depository, motorcycle officer Marion Baker rushed into the TBD, met up with its superintendent, Roy Truly, and ran upstairs. Once on the second floor—approximately 90 seconds after the assassination—they noticed a worker standing by a soda machine drinking a Coke. It was Oswald. Truly called him over. Officer Baker, hardly unfamiliar with reading suspects, apparently saw nothing suspicious about Oswald’s demeanor. Chances are if he had just committed the crime of the century—then ostensibly scurrying diagonally across a spacious 6th floor, hiding a rifle under some boxes, hustling down four flights (with no elevator available) and then getting a post-assassination Coke—there would have been at least physical signs of being out of breath—let alone a post-assassination adrenalin rush.

* Oswald was arrested at The Texas Theater. According to a concession-stand attendant, Oswald ordered a snack and then moseyed around in the large theater with few mid-day patrons (for “War Is Hell” starring Van Heflin). With all these empty seats, he sat next to somebody and then moved to sit next to somebody else, and then moved again. Was he looking to meet someone? Theaters were favorite venues for spy and double-agent scenarios.

* If Oswald were a “patsy,” it would have come out in the trial of the century. But Mafia-linked Jack Ruby took care of that.

Dem Notes

 

* 2026: It’s still out there. If there’s any normalcy remaining in our politics, the mid-terms and a lame-duck, chaotic president could provide something other than Republican retribution.

* Many non-political public servants, normally left in place when new presidents take over, are out. They are no longer non-political.

* “A progressive is basically a liberal who’s run some focus groups.”–Bill Cotterell, Tallahassee Democrat.

* “To be woke is to be aware of oppression and commitment to justice.”–Rev. Bernice King, daughter of MLK.

Musings

 

* Life is an experience, not an assignment.

* Martin Luther King Jr.: “We shall overcome.” Donald Trump: “We shall overcomb.”

* Sign(age) of the times: “25 Years Ago We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now: No Cash, Hope or Jobs. Please God, Don’t Let Kevin Bacon Die.”

* No, the Manhattan Project was not Trump Tower.

Florida

* Gunshine State’s Second Amendment Summer Celebration: The governor’s recommended budget includes a tax holiday for—that’s right, guns and ammo.

* Black GOP Rep. Byron Donalds has been endorsed for governor—not by Casey DeSantis’ husband—but by the president. At some point, Donalds will regret lawn jockey status with Trump.

* Statewide abortions were down 28% in 2024. It doesn’t happen without Florida’s ban on abortion beyond six weeks.

* The new president of Florida International University is former Lt. Gov. Jeanette Nunez. There was no official search at the 56,000-student institution—just a request from the governor. The FIU Faculty Senate didn’t agree. Outgoing FIU president Kenneth Jessell called the Nunez appointment “dismaying.” BTW, FIU is reportedly in the running to land Trump’s future presidential library.

* Diploma-divide update: FAU dropped a requirement that presidential candidates hold a college degree. So, Kanye West, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Mike Tyson could be in the mix.

* “The greatest president in the history of the United States.”–That was Florida House Speaker Daniel Perez’s inexplicable take on Donald Trump. It gives fawning fealty a bad name.

Tampa Bay

* At $865 million, the new Howard Frankland is the most expensive bridge project in Florida history.

* Signage at an immigration-policy protest: “This Isn’t About Politics, It’s About Human Decency,” “When Injustice Becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty,” “Nobody Elected Elon!”

* “We’d like to keep the (Rays) franchise in Tampa Bay.”–MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred.

* Gerald Radford was found not guilty by a jury in the shooting death of a gay man at a dog park. So be it. Collateral judgment: Why the hell bring a gun to a dog park? Or to a movie theater? America’s gun culture is on de facto trial.

* Hillsborough County has $1.34 billion of transportation and public works projects in the works.