Punch Line Reality

It was the Cold War ‘70s; it was the winter; and I was in Berlin. When traveling in East Berlin, I was followed. Stasi had no idea who I was, and this was the spy vs. spy era. It was creepy. However, the Berlin Wall optics, as seen from Checkpoint Charlie, were worth writing about, and I did.

But what still resonates were various conversations I had with West Berliners. One constant: references to Chancellor—and former Berlin mayor—Willy Brandt. They respected him and liked him, and they liked poking fun at him by calling him “Schnapps Willy,” for his reputation as the imbiber-in-chief.

No way would residents of East Berlin have poked any fun at their leader, Erich Honecker. Autocracies didn’t tolerate such affronts in the name of humor. Their leaders were on pedagogic pedestals and satiric jabs, seen as anti-government, traitorous affronts, were not countenanced.

Fast forward to now.

If you’re a late-night comedian, punch lines at the president can result in White House counterpunching. Which means free speech censorship, First Amendment hypocrisy and cultural cancellation. “The countries where comedians can’t mock the leader on late-night TV are not really ones you want to live in,” noted MSNBC’s Chris Hayes.

That’s especially true for a democracy that, in effect, features a pathological, narcissistic Archie Bunker felon as its unprecedented president. No, humor is not the ultimate litmus test for a democracy. But it’s a free-speech factor, especially when the leader is an existential global joke.

Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether,” observed comedian Jon Stewart. “We’re the banana in the coal mine.” There’s value in humor, especially when the alternative would be complicit silence in the face of a wannabe authoritarian.

BTW, humor aimed at this president is not as easy as it may seem. Satirizing a farce can be challenging.

Truly Foreign Policy

President Trump has ended seven wars, as he has notably noted. Chances are, that’s a minor consolation, even if true, for brutalized residents of Ukraine and Gaza. And it may not be as consoling as expected from, say, Azerbaijan and Armenia. Trump’s press conference reference was to “Aberjiban and Albania.” Whatever. It was old news by the time Trump made his Tylenol announcement the next day and tried, more than once, to work in acetaminophen. It sounded more like Azerbaijan.

GOPster Trivia

 

To those GOPsters trying to cling to a Ronald Reagan connection, don’t forget this. When Reagan launched his presidential campaign in 1980, he didn’t come gliding down, deus ex machina-like, on a skyscraper escalator. He wasn’t a “populist” nativist ushering in a new ICE age. He did it in front of the Statue of Liberty, where he praised generations of immigrants for their role in building America. “We all came from different lands, but we share the same values, the same dream.”

That was then.

Dem Notes

* “My experience in politics has been that the way you earn trust with voters is based mostly on what they think you’re going to do for their lives, not on categories.” That was Pete Buttigieg. He is the Dems’ well-informed, most impressive-speaking candidate–from town halls to debates–for 2028. His ideology is spot-on progressive. But in this era of hateful MAGA pushback, that “category” still matters a helluva lot more than it should.

* Signs of the times:

^ “Vaginas Brought You Into This World. Vaginas Will Vote You Out.”

^ “In America, We Should Not Have To Protect Democracy From the President.”

^ “Our Children Deserve Better Than Our Silence.”

^ “Keep The Immigrants; Deport The Racists.”

^ “This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About.”

* In 2008, John McCain ran an ad disparaging Barack Obama for his large, rock-star crowds, as a “celebrity.” That was then. Some “celebrities” can actually be presidential.

Musings

 

* Remember when the Kennedy name was associated with “the best and the brightest”?

* Are we at a “Turning Point” or an acceleration point?

* Imagine, the same country that re-elected Barack Obama in 2012, elected Donald Trump in 2016.

* Remember when free markets did the dictating, and customer service wasn’t an oxymoron?

Florida

* According to U.S. News & World Report on the Best Colleges rankings, the University of Florida finished number 7 among public universities. FSU was 21, USF 43, FIU 46 and UCF 57.

* “Having seen diseases that we said goodbye to, I dread seeing children suffer from them again.”–Dr. Scott Rivkees, pediatrician and former surgeon general and secretary of health in Florida.

* Brightline is the deadliest major passenger train in the U.S. based on deaths per million miles traveled. About 40% of Brightline deaths have been ruled suicides.

* New College has announced plans to build a statue of Charlie Kirk. President Richard Corcoran enthusiastically approves.

* Record execution year now hits 14—and counting.

Tampa Bay

* According to a report from Strategic Property Partners, the Water Street developer, Water Street generates $520 million in annual economic output, while adding nearly 6,000 permanent jobs.

* Free State update: The latest data indicate that Hillsborough County had the second-most book titles pulled from library shelves in any U.S. school district. The banned list counted more than 600 titles removed from district libraries. Overall, Florida ranked first among all states for the third straight year.

* DEI update: Tampa City Council has officially disbanded the Racial Reconciliation Committee, because it’s likely at odds with federal efforts to dismantle programs that promote diversity, equity and inclusion for minorities. “We live in very, very shameful times,” underscored City Council member Luis Viera.

* I caught AG Pam Bondi’s strident, stonewalling appearance in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. It was as embarrassing as it was infuriating. J. Edgar Hoover never looked so amiable and honest. Bondi, of course, looks even worse when parodied on SNL.

Trumpster Diving

 

* A government shutdown? Here’s what Donald Trump said in 2013—during the Obama Administration: “A shutdown means the president is weak.” Now it’s just strategic leverage.

* Trump has slashed the National Security Council’s staff. No coincidence that Marco Rubio serves as both secretary of state and national security adviser.

* Trump lecture at the United Nations: “The UN has such tremendous potential. … But it’s not even coming close to living up to that potential.”

* Trump and SoD Hegseth summoned generals and admirals from around the world to Quantico, Virginia. The message was clear: Troops need to be deployed domestically to deter an “invasion from within” and that “woke” in the military was over and diversity wasn’t much of a priority. This comes from Commander-in-Chief Bonespurs and an arrogant defense secretary recruited from Fox News.

* The offensive secretary: “The ‘press’ does not run the Pentagon—the people do. The press is no longer allowed to roam the halls of a secure facility. Wear a badge and follow the rules—or go home.” That was Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. BTW, approximately 90 reporters are credentialed to cover the Pentagon. They never needed escorts before.

* Trump sent troops to Portland. The one in Oregon.

* This president has long used—not just abused—the media. Before reporters and commentators were his political targets of insult, they were his celebrity enablers. Here’s a take from Newsday columnist Jimmy Breslin from back in the ‘80s. “Trump bought reporters, from morning paper to nightly news, with two minutes of purring on the phone,” he wrote. “There are five stories in the morning papers leading into 11 minutes of television at night.”

* Trump recently gave Republican congressional leaders some brand-new merch: “Trump 2028” caps.

* In 1991, Trump “won” the Golden Raspberry Award as “Worst Supporting Actor” in the film “Ghosts Can’t Do It,” playing opposite Bo Derek.

* Trump appeared on David Letterman’s show more than 30 times over three decades.

* “Without pop culture, (Trump) would be one more New York rich kid who inherited his dad’s business.”—James Poniewozik, author of “Audience of One.”

* The proposed Trump Library in Miami: Giant TiVo, plenty of portraits, gilded touches, merch and copies of “The Art of the Deal”—but no Epstein files.

* Trump is an awkward embarrassment. Disney’s Hall of Presidents would agree.

Media Matters

* “This is a massive shift that’s taking place in the media ecosystem. I think the consequences are going to continue to flow.” That was FCC Chairman Brandon Carr, indicating that Jimmy Kimmel is now a precedent.

* When Jimmy Kimmel returned to his ABC late-night show–despite blackouts by Nexstar and Sinclair corporations—more than 6.3 million people turned in to the broadcast. Typically Kimmel would get about 1.8 million viewers each night.

* “The general public is just not sophisticated enough to wade through answers.” That was Roger Ailes back in the day when he was prepping Richard Nixon with one-liners for political events.

* “Not watching political television is part of how you stay focused on the task, as opposed to worrying about the noise.”—President Barack Obama.

* Remember when “newsworthy” and “entertaining” weren’t synonymous?

Sports Shorts

* MLB has officially approved the $1.7 billion sale of the Rays to the group led by Jacksonville developer Patrick Zalupski. BTW, Zalupski has been a big campaign donor to Gov. Ron DisAstrous.

* “We have a very small window here before the realignment discussions are likely to begin, and it requires all gas and no brakes.”–New USF CEO of Athletics Rob Higgins, on chasing bigger crowds and a grander conference affiliation.

* Among names mentioned as candidates to succeed fired Penn State coach James Franklin: USF’s Alex Golesh. His name also surfaced amid speculation for openings at Virginia Tech and UCLA.