* Still my favorite spoonerish: “Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?”
* Random bumper sticker: “Kick More Ass Than You Sit On.”
* Bumper sticker from the Iranian-hostage era: “The Ayatollah Is An Assahollah.”
* Sleep is important, but not important enough to lose sleep over.
* Most people in most countries deserve better than the governments they’re stuck with.