Cog Test For A President

 

More hand-bruise speculation. More embarrassing, high-profile nodding off. More ranting buffoonery. Another “aced” cognition test. We’ve seen this presidential pattern; we’ll see it again. And again.

But we haven’t, until now, actually seen the Trump cognition test. Some likely samples: Solve Hocus-Focus, count backwards from 5, name the day of the week, two SCOTUS justices, three NATO members and the main ingredients of a cheeseburger.

Atorvastatin, Azerbaijan, Acetaminaphen: Which one is a country? Algeria, Albania, Al Roker: Which one is not a country? Andrew Johnson, Lyndon Johnson, Magic Johnson: Which one was not a president? Cherokees, Mokawks, Redskins: Which one is not an indigenous tribe? Name two books, other than “Art of the Deal” and “Mein Kampf,” that you have read. What is Melania’s phone number?

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