* The Law of Holes: When you find yourself in one, stop digging.
* “With all due respect.” When’s the last time that phrase ever preceded anything remotely respectful?
* “Loyal Opposition”: There was a time when that wasn’t an oxymoron.
* Remember when “family values” wasn’t a partisan divide?
* Remember the “Red Scare”? Now it’s the “Orange Scare.”
* Remember when “the peaceful transition of power” was a given—not a hope?
* “I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy.”–Democratic disclaimer for Tesla driver.
* Name dropping: “If you bring up my past, you should know that Jesus dropped the charges.”