* Top two, most blatantly obvious oxymorons: “Civil War” and “Trump Library.”
* The opposite of guilty is: not-guilty–not innocent. The former is a legal term; the latter, a moral one. For example, had Diddy Combs not been convicted of anything, he would be flat-out, not-guilty—but hardly innocent.
* The recent Independence birthday of the U.S. is pause for more reflection than celebration. It’s what happens when a country goes from “Enlightened America” to “Frightened America.”
* “If you bring up my past, you should know that Jesus dropped the charges.”
* The only difference between cult leaders Donald Trump and the Rev. Jim Jones is that Trump would have charged for the Kool-Aid.
* Sign of the times: “I Like My ICE Crushed.”
* Trump wants to be included on Mount RushnoMore. If he is, who’s next? Andrew Johnson?