* Will Rogers: “It’s easy being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.” And that was back then.
* Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You will get what you deserve.
* First Law of Debate: Never argue with a fool—people might not know the difference.
* For the pun of it:
<Anger at carelessly falling from a steep cliff: Precipiced off.
<Archaeological trip: “Bone voyage.”
<Disingenuously talking your way into a self-serving deal: Lexicon-job.