* Most blatant oxymoron: civil war. Also oxymoronic: political science.

* The older we get, the earlier it gets late.

* Political yard sign: “No Soliciting: We Know Who We’re Voting For.”

* What teens who can’t wait for a Gasparilla port-o-let resort to: their rite of pissage.

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