* Marijuana, inexplicably, remains a controlled substance under federal law. It obviously has no grass roots support among the feds.
* The Party of Capital. The Party of Labor. Remember those defining days?
* “Braver Angels”: a citizens organization that works to bridge red and blue America. It has a free online course on how to talk with MAGA relatives at family gatherings. Maybe keep the conversation confined to religion and sex.
* A “Rizzy” pick-up line: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
* Does Hocus-Focus qualify as a cognition test?
* Nothing like mail from the Neptune Society to kick start your day and a new year.