No Happy Talk For New Newscast

I don’t remember the clamor for more newscasts, but we now have another one thanks to WTTA, Channel 38 and its recently debuted “38 News at Ten.”

But if I did miss the groundswell, I’ll assume it was for:

*Less “sweeps” sensationalism and gratuitous self promotions

*Fewer over-hyped hurricane teases — no matter how ominous the wave action is off the coast of Guinea-Bissau.

*Less inane, cheesy chatter among news readers

*A ban on news-context promos for the latest silly reality show on the affiliate’s network.

*A toning down of the all-Bucs’-bandwagon-all-the-time coverage

*A prohibition on goofy, man-in-the-street interviews on slow news days

*Eliminating invitations to viewers to vote on pressing issues: up or down on nuking North Korea, yes or no on recalling Vince Naimoli.

Having said that, let it also be said that “38 News at Ten” is not exactly a clone of the other five newscasts on broadcast and cable outlets. The mold is still intact, but they have tinkered.

The hour-long, 10:00 p.m. “38 News” features weekday and weekend anchors — David Klug and Susan Casper, respectively — flying solo. This is an obvious function of cost-cutting resulting from an economies-of-scale relationship with parent company Sinclair Broadcast Group, which provides national feeds from its Hunt Valley, Md., headquarters.

But it’s not insignificant to viewers; two anchors are typically one too many. The tandem approach is driven by demographics, political correctness and on-air chemistry. At its best, it’s a show-biz package of pleasant-looking people and appealing personalities. At its worst, you get awkward scripting and annoying blather.

With the rather reserved Klug there was, of necessity, no “happy talk.” He’s a pro; it shows; and that’s enough. Save the banter for Seinfeld reruns, which follow at 11:00.

“If I had a dime for every person who says they hate ‘happy talk,’ I be rich enough to get out of the business,” says Channel 38 News Director Teresa Mallea. “That probably works better in the a.m. than at 10:00 p.m. Yes, we did it (solo anchors) for economies, but that’s a bonus.”

The “38 News” format — as with all of Sinclair’s 63 stations nationwide — includes commentary, which almost nobody does anymore. It means taking a stand, risking the perception of bias and using time that could otherwise be allocated to covering fires, accidents, murders and scandals.

Too bad, though, that the commentary wasn’t local. In the case of the debut newscast, it was conservative commentator Mark Hyman, Sinclair’s Maryland-based vice president for corporate relations, delivering a piece — from the all-embracing “News Central” — on safe-sex incongruities in San Francisco. That might not even be news in San Francisco.

A couple of other things. There’s a CNNesque crawl at the bottom of the screen, and a perky, easy-on-the-eyes weather person, Megan Glaros. The former is a distraction; the latter isn’t.

It would seem that “38 News'” is off to a credible and respectable start, especially for those otherwise out of the continuous, redundant national news loop. The integration between national news out of Maryland and local happenings from Tampa was smooth.

A fundamental problem, however, remains. Do we really need any more newscasts? Do we, in fact, need one more than we needed the “Jamie Foxx” show that “38 News” replaced at 10:00 p.m.? Not surprisingly, News Director Mallea thinks there’s a viable place for “38 News” in the Tampa Bay marketplace.

“When this station came into the market five years ago, everyone said there was no room for another affiliate,” says Mallea. “The station proved otherwise and is very successful financially. I look at this the same way. Especially at 10 o’clock. I think consumers like to have a choice.

“Our stance is that we’re a little bit different philosophically,” Mallea adds. “We’re more issue-oriented. For example, transportation is huge here

Paddle Prattle On School Discipline

We haven’t heard the last of corporal punishment as a 21st century form of school discipline. Certainly not since it was upheld recently by the Hillsborough County School Board.

But here’s why a form of punishment that is as enlightened as putting people in the pillory is still with us: Some students — and it’s euphemistic to call them “brats” — need a good throttling, let alone a spanking or paddling.

But here’s why we shouldn’t permit it:

*It doesn’t work on those who warrant it most. Those already inured to violence aren’t exactly intimidated by the prospect of paddling. If they learn any lesson, it’s to even the score somehow.

*The ones who might find the experience behavior-altering are probably the ones with ACLU parents

An East Tampa Memo

Some folks just don’t get it. And in the case of East Tampa, folks who can least afford not to get it.

To wit: What’s with those, such as the African People’s Solidarity Committee, who can’t see Mayor Pam Iorio’s early commitment to East Tampa as anything but an “attack” on the black community? They continue to criticize her for the Operation Commitment crackdown on drug-dealing and prostitution. The area, they declare, demands job opportunities as the first priority.

Memo to the APSC as well as key supporters of the St. Petersburg-based International People’s Democratic Uhuru Movement:

Lose the victimology attitude and play the self-help card.

You have, arguably, some influence. Use it to reinforce the efforts of all those involved with Operation Commitment. The Police can only do so much. Ditto for Code Enforcement, Public Works, East Tampa Development and Community Lending, the Tampa Housing Authority and the mayor.

The long-term solution to East Tampa’s problems is jobs. The short-term means to that end is cleaning up the area and clearing out the druggies, thugs and prostitutes. The only reason there’s a precursor drug ordinance is a) drug dealing was rampant and b) the residents pleaded with the police to do more.

Nobody, repeat nobody, is putting jobs in an area that is by reputation and reality a haven for drugs, prostitutes and the usual spin-off criminal activities. Free enterprise also means free to go somewhere else.

Sports Microcosm

I caught a snippet the other day of the Little League Softball World Series. The game matched teams of 11 -and 12-year-old girls from Upper Darby, Pennsylvania and Canada.

I saw this cute, freckle-faced tyke of an 11 year old at bat for Upper Darby. The graphic at the bottom gave her name and “The person she would like to meet.”

It was, uh, 50 Cent.

There’s no hope for the culture. None.

USF In The News: What Else Is New?

As a major university, USF is a major newsmaker.

There’s enrollment-cap speculation; budget-cut scenarios; a special fee for foreign students; an alumnus (Gallagher) on the California recall ballot; and Sami Al-Arian — in jail, virtually incommunicado, but not out of media reach. There’s new greek housing; an Alzheimer’s research-facility update; a Phi Beta Kappa snub; a former president (Betty Castor) in the Florida senatorial mix; and a contract extension for head football coach Jim Leavitt.

And that’s just one week.

It’s life in the public eye when you are one of the nation’s largest universities in one of the faster growing, major urban markets in the country. It’s part of being a mega economic-impact player, a partner with myriad community entities and an anchor of the I-4 high-tech corridor.

But one item trumped all others: the announcement that USF had now passed the quarter-billion-dollar mark in research funding.

It prompted me to rummage through an old copy of USF’s “Ask the Experts” media guide. It was from 1994-95, when I was there as the university’s media relations manager. Under USF “Fast Facts,” there it was. Research: “Receives some $70 million in sponsored research funds annually.”

But because the guide had gone to press before the research number could be updated, that “some $70-million” figure was dated. Thus it had been crossed out and “$85 million” hand-written above it. That was a reminder to not cheat ourselves when citing boilerplate material and bragging points. And that $85 million was undoubtedly rounded up a tad.

But that was less than a decade ago. Now the figure is an unrounded $254.8 million. Everything from anti-bioterrorism to urban transportation.

While sheer numbers don’t tell you everything, this figure represents a continued ratcheting up of stature and a vote of confidence in a range of faculty, programs and colleges — especially health sciences, engineering and marine sciences. It also represents an investment in the community that USF interfaces with.

It was welcome, reaffirming news. That was the week that was.

Bulls Like Leavitt; So Do Others

USF has done the right thing in getting serious about extending the contract of its first, only — and highly successful — football coach Jim Leavitt. The deal, when signed, would be worth $4.3 million over seven years. It would take him through 2009.

Call it a reward for a job well done; no one could have taken a start-up program farther and faster.

Also call it an exercise in enlightened self-interest. Leavitt is an extremely marketable commodity. Don’t forget, he came close to being on the Alabama sideline in USF’s opener this Saturday in Birmingham.

And pay even closer attention to what happens this season in Tallahassee and Gainesville.

If it doesn’t get any better for FSU, Bobby Bowden may decide he doesn’t want to die on the job. And Gator Nation — and by extension Jeremy Foley — won’t tolerate another season like last year’s under Ron Zook. At least one of those head coaching jobs could open up.

As for Leavitt, who genuinely loves his local roots, he makes the short list at both schools — possibly topping one or both. And Florida is still his home state.

And then there’s this. FSU and UF can pay Leavitt more. They also can offer the reality of sell-out crowds, a national limelight and the prospect of something other than a lower level bowl game that’s tied in with the lower-level, non-BCS Conference USA. And both the Atlantic Coast Conference and the Southeastern Conference control their own destinies in this era of grid greed and conference hopping. C-USA doesn’t.

And there’s also this. Leavitt’s buyout remains a mere $50,000.

The Kimball Case: Driven To Fairness?

This, I know, won’t please some folks, maybe a lot of folks. I think Bruce Kimball should get his driver’s license back.

This is the Bruce Kimball who, in the summer of 1988, sped down a Brandon road and plowed through a group of college and high school students. He was drunk, and two students died. He was convicted of two counts of driving under the influence manslaughter and three counts of DUI causing serious bodily injury.

The former Olympic diver served nearly five years in jail and completed an intensive drug and alcohol treatment program. He also had his driver’s license revoked for life.

Now he’s married, has a son and works as a diving coach at a suburban Chicago high school. He has petitioned for the reinstatement of his license. An Illinois judge recently said the determination on Kimball’s request should be made by the Illinois secretary of state’s administrative court. In effect, the judge said, it must be proven that he would be a risk today behind the wheel.

Understandably, some who were close to the victims are aghast at the possibility that Kimball might drive again. But there’s a broader issue, one that can’t be decided — or unduly influenced — by those most touched and traumatized by Kimball’s actions 15 years ago. Retribution and justice are not synonyms.

By all accounts, Kimball was a model prisoner who made something of himself when he got out. That, in itself, is rare. And, yes, as a recovering alcoholic, he’s still taking it “one day at a time.”

But if Bruce Kimball is the poster boy for what horrific things can happen when a drunk gets behind the wheel, he’s also poster material for legitimate rehabilitation. Otherwise, he’s being treated as a garden variety ex-con who is likely to prey again. Arguably, he isn’t. To the degree that any price can ever be exacted for having caused a loss of life, Kimball has paid what was asked.

He can never escape what he did — in or out of jail, on or off probation. Just as he can never undo what he did. But now an Illinois judge says that absent actual proof he might be more of a risk than the average motorist, it makes no sense to continue to punish him by withholding driving privileges. Indeed, a driver’s license would reinforce the rehab. He is, demonstrably, not the same out-of-control person he was in 1988.

If Kimball regains his driver’s license, it is no disrespect to his victims. No one is forgetting what Kimball did 15 years ago, and no one is forgetting those whose lives ended prematurely and tragically because of him.

If anything, a restoration of Kimball’s driving privileges would mean that we haven’t forgotten the composite parts that comprise the “criminal justice” system.

Would that he hadn’t been so prescient.

Iraq: We “Own It”

The daily dispatches out of Iraq have made it abundantly clear how challenging it is to convince Iraqis that they are more “liberated” than “occupied.” As the sabotage and sniper attacks persist and the ante is upped by the recent truck bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad, the words of syndicated columnist Thomas Friedman continue to haunt.

He spoke at USF in February when the Iraqi war was still a Pentagon drumbeat and a UN minuet. He drew an analogy between post-war Iraq and Pottery Barn. “If you break it, you own it,” he said.

(Frozen) Food For Thought

The St. Petersburg Times knew what it was doing when it assigned Tom Zucco to the story of the cryonics facility, Suspended Animation Inc., that’s planned for Boca Raton. He’s a solid reporter with a better than average sense of the absurd and the incongruous.

If it opens for business — and permits are expected to be granted — Suspended Animation would be the nation’s fourth such cryonics facility. About 1,000 people have signed up so far to be “cryosuspended,” including company President David Shumaker. The process goes for $120,000 a deep-freeze pop.

Zucco wove references to the “big chill” and the “ultimate stopover to the great beyond” into the piece. And he certainly knew where to go for quotes, the lifeblood of any good story.

Said Ken Goodman, the director of the University of Miami’s Bioethics Program: “It’s free enterprise, not science

For Mayor Iorio, It’s All In The Timing

Pam Iorio’s run to City Hall was the perfect campaign storm — starting with her perfectly timed re-entry into the race. More than four months into her administration, timing — as in sooner really means sooner — remains an Iorio forte.

Out of the blocks, she brought in Fred Karl. He, in turn, brought a wealth of experience and instant credibility to the fledgling administration. Later she fired the city’s solid waste director, Tony McBride, signaling to all that business as usual — if it even hinted at impropriety — was no way to do business. And somebody in officialdom finally had to say it: “Poe (Garage) must go.”

*The most recent example of propitious timing: proposing higher fees for parking, sewer service and garbage collection plus a new stormwater tax. The case can be made for their need; it’s a matter of exactly how much and exactly when. The initiative adheres to a time-honored rule of thumb: if you need to do something with some political down side, do it as soon as possible in a new regime, when good will is at a peak. Over time, no one will remember what the rates were before the summer of ’03, but they will hold the mayor accountable for any erosion in public services or a dip in the city’s credit rating.

Over time, the overriding questions are more likely to be about the new police chief, “Operation Commitment,” downtown’s cultural arts’ catalyst and stuff not yet on anyone’s immediate radar.

*And speaking of the arts, the mayor’s stand on fund-raising and construction of the new Tampa Museum of Art is a function of timing as much as financial prudence. Iorio says ground will stay unbroken until the museum’s backers raise the rest of the money — $17 million. This does a couple of things.

Right off, it sends all the right stewardship signals to taxpayers. They won’t have to ante up in a worst-case scenario.

It also says to all those on Jerry Divers’ hit list that NOW is the time to come to the aid of their museum’s capital campaign chairman. Although not everyone is in love with the museum’s Rafael Vinoly design, most folks agree that it has to happen. Really soon. But nothing comes out of the ground until all the money is accounted for, the mayor maintains.

Iorio, of course, isn’t precluded from ultimately saying at a certain, strategic point: “The response to the museum’s campaign has been extremely positive. Overwhelming, in fact. People obviously understand how critically important this is to our efforts in making Tampa a more livable city. And from a personal standpoint, I’ve been extremely gratified at how the community has responded to what certain pundits have been dubbing the ‘Pam & Paul’ show. Well, I can assure you that, while it’s been fun, it hasn’t been some political song and dance. It’s also been work — but very satisfying work.

“As a result, I’m now confident that we can give the go-ahead on construction, secure in the confidence that the remaining dollars will be forthcoming when everyone gets even more energized at the sight of the museum coming out of the ground. It also means that we dodge the bullet of increased construction costs with any further delay.”

The mayor, of course, might not change her mind. But if she does, the timing won’t be happenstance.