Vision Plan Targets Tampa Renaissance

Since the 1980s, Tampa has periodically unveiled revitalization plans for downtown only to shelve them all — save one.

That was obviously the one that recommended hodgepodge development and discouraged connectivity and critical mass.

Now all the others have been dusted off and some of the better ones actually incorporated into a 10-year Downtown Vision and Action Plan put together by a team of consultants headed by Hunter Interests Inc. The nonprofit Tampa Downtown Partnership and the city jointly underwrote the $130,000 plan.

The recommendations and suggestions were rolled out recently at a well-attended public forum at Tampa Theatre. The focus was on a major makeover, such that downtown would be more than a skylined Potemkin sans residents, shoppers, diners, imbibers and arts patrons.

A key goal, underscored Hunter, is “to re-establish downtown Tampa as the core area of the Tampa Bay metro area.”

Critical catalysts include the formation of aggressive public-private partnerships; an emphasis on affordable (and workforce) housing; establishment of a downtown development corporation with enough seed ($5 million) money to jumpstart (retail) tenant leases; revitalization of downtown’s “waterfront edge;” and implementation of a marketing strategy to better target – and expand – the meeting and visitor markets. Specific elements include a rejuvenated North Franklin Street (“café district”) corridor and a metamorphosis of iconic eyesores such as the Floridan Hotel and Maas Brothers’ building.

Some Vision Plan observations — and candid asides — from Don Hunter, president of Annapolis, MD-headquartered HII:

*“Let’s ride the residential wave – but provide for different income groups.”

*(Civitas) was a good plan. The plan, itself, had merit. The problem apparently was the process.”

*“Make the North Franklin Street area the place you go before going to the Performing Arts Center or the (Times) Forum.”

*“The art museum park could be a ‘Central Park on the Water.’ It could be a peaceful, signature destination for downtown.”

*“You need an expanded convention center to remain competitive.”

*“Downtown Tampa needs to grab more of the seasonal visitors to this area.”

*“The Floridan is a great old building, but it’s very hard to make the numbers work. The owner has an unrealistic view of its value. The building is worth $1 million. No more.”

*“The Floridan’s future is in “moderate-rate rental apartments. But it isn’t going to happen without public-private sector participation

Former Mayoral Candidate Still Running

Two years ago fitness guru Don Ardell finished out of the money behind Pam Iorio, Frank Sanchez, Bob Buckhorn and Charlie Miranda in Tampa’s mayoral race. Two Saturdays ago Ardell, 66, finished first in his age group (65-69) at the Bank of America Gasparilla Distance Classic 15k race.

In fact, his time (59:08) was good enough to have won the 50-54 age group as well. Overall, Ardell’s time was 95th best among the more than 4,000 entrants.

Wrong House Call For Dems

So the Democratic Party will now be led by Howard Dean, M.D.

For a party still reeling because it keeps missing the mark with mainstream American values, the choice for party chairman could not have been worse had it been Dr. Kevorkian. Dean’s appeal during his abortive presidential run, lest anyone forget, was his “outsider” status.

Dean truly represented, as he used to say on the stump, “the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party” – as if there were nostalgia for the well-oiled McGovern machine.

The Dems might as well finish off the political euthanasia with the ’08 presidential nomination of Sen. Hilary Clinton.

Super Cuts

In its nearly 40 years on the American scene, the Super Bowl has become a societal constant. And arguably there’s a place – and a need – for that in a culture that too often venerates fashionable change.

For example, each Super Bowl we can expect – with total assurance – the following:

Across America it will be treated as a de facto holiday.

The Roman-numeraled event will be seen as the quintessential VIP event – the permanent successor to heavyweight championship fights. One need only observe the actual attendees, a largely glitterati group that is, on average, clueless about what they’re watching. But not about being watched.

There will always be controversy. From microphones too close to “F-Note”-dropping players during introductions to half-time “wardrobe malfunctions” to appropriateness of commercials.

And there will be too many media covering too little “news” for too long. As a result, much copy will be aimed at the home town and what’s wrong with it. Which means if you’re not New Orleans, which is where all the free-loading, sycophantic sports scribes want to be, be prepared for incoming harpoons.

To wit: “Putting a Super Bowl in Jacksonville makes about as much sense as having the Olympics in Havana or the World’s Fair in Tikrit,” sniffed Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy. How did he miss the World Cup in Kabul?

And then there’s the “two-fer” putdown, exemplified by the comparison comments of Washington Post columnist and ESPN commentator Tony Kornheiser. “Jacksonville makes Tampa look like Paris,” observed Kornheiser, who needs to get out of the District of Columbia more often.

And so it goes.

But here’s the good news. After The Game and its interminable run-up, all the fault-finding, dyspeptic, expense account-abusing, lard-ass, carping critics do leave town.

And better yet. No city gets consecutive Super Bowls. They won’t be back for a while.

Storms’ Proposal Falls Short

Like an infinite number of monkeys at word processors cranking out the great books, the Hillsborough County Commission finally passed – at the initiative of Ronda Storms – a proposal that makes sense for everybody from downtown to Dover.

Storms wants legislative approval that would offer convicted child abusers the sentencing option of sterilization or a vasectomy. This would prevent the spawning of more would-be victims. Storms would like county legislators to submit a bill with a sterilization provision – and the rest of the commission unanimously backed her.

Two points.

One, predators and mutants who abuse children deserve the same options the abused children were given: none. Make it mandatory.

Two, a program with such serious implications needs a trial run. This can be the “voluntary” phase. A prudent starting point would be the county commission itself. The obvious upside: no possible spawning of would-be commissioners. There may be a dysfunction-deifying gene.

Bucs’ PR Still Stinks

Say what you will about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers – from super to stupor – their public relations remains consistent. It still stinks.

From the organization that extorted a stadium, recoiled at the prospect that it might have to ante up for some Super Bowl-celebration expenses and kissed off John Lynch like some stumble bum who had overstayed his welcome, we bring you the under-the-radar ticket hike.

The Bucs waited until late Friday of Super Bowl weekend to make a price-hike announcement. And just to make sure that the news stayed low profile, the Bucs’ PR flacks once again treated return calls as another media imposition.

Proving again that the National Football League is a market-economy anomaly, the Bucs raised their ticket prices ($2-$5 per) in the aftermath of their worst season (5-11) in a decade.

That’s what you do when you have too many fans on a waiting list to buy season tickets. That’s what you do because you can.

That’s how you do it because you are the Bucs.

New Museum, Old Leadership: Bad Pairing

The Tampa Tribune’s lead editorial two Sundays ago – the one calling for the head of Tampa Museum of Art Director Emily Kass – had to have raised a lot of community eyebrows as well as some museum-staff hackles.

It criticized Kass for failing to “build a communitywide constituency” for the still unstarted new museum, coming up short on “dynamic shows” and neglecting due diligence regarding critical paperwork.

For a number of insiders, however, it simply gave public voice to what has only been whispered privately. While it’s been abundantly evident that for too long Tampa has been saddled with an undersized, nondescript facility unworthy of a major metropolitan market, what largely went unstated was that the museum leadership wasn’t – and won’t – be ready for prime time.

A new museum with a formidable antiquities collection does not, ipso facto, put Tampa into the cultural big leagues. Bigger isn’t better by enough without first-class leadership and ambitious vision.

The timing of the editorial cattle prod was hardly happenstance. Crunch time is now.

Poor judgments that have had adverse capital-campaign implications don’t reflect well on Kass. And the window for finalizing guarantees from lenders and donors is about to slam shut. City Council, which grows increasingly skeptical, has been scheduled to meet this week (Feb. 10) on the museum financing package. It may not. Three days later the contract guaranteeing the construction price ($52 million) – barring further extensions – is set to expire.

This is all about closing the pragmatically best deal for the community and for the city that is counting on a premier facility – and a world-class museum experience — to help revitalize downtown.

The museum’s next-day response to the editorial was to initiate a last-minute letter-writing and e-mail campaign to the Trib and City Council.

What Kass should now be doing, however, is reading the writing on the wall, even if reversion to “square one” status results – which means a scaled down design and “adios” to Rafael Vinoly’s mother of all carports.

This community – and it’s hardly limited to the “elites” – and this city deserve a first-class art museum. Finally. And the implications are far reaching – from Monet-like renown and more children’s tours to downtown redevelopment scenarios.

Tampa wants to move to the next level. Mayor Pam Iorio wants a “city of the arts.” Nothing can be left to chance. Starting with leadership that never got the art of the deal.

A new museum — whatever the cost and configuration – coupled with the old leadership is a cultural white elephant in the making. That can’t happen.

Kass should take one for the team.

Numbers game

Nobody, notably including Gov. Jeb Bush, knows what it will ultimately cost Florida to fund the class-size reduction amendment passed by voters in 2002. The estimates absurdly range from $10 billion to $28 billion by 2010.

But here are some numbers with a lot more credibility.

For the 2005-06 school year, Hillsborough schools are looking at a projected deficit of $8.8 million. In addition, the district is scrambling to find a way to pay for about $20 million in employee raises.

But there is $41 million set aside for class-size reduction.

Tampa: “We clean up good”

Among the hundreds of thousands of locals who were eyeing the weather forecasts in the Gasparilla countdown was Marsha Carter. Only she wasn’t all that preoccupied about the pre-parade or even the parade, per se. She wanted to know what it would be like later in the day – post-parade.

Carter is one of the city’s parks and recreation superintendents with managerial responsibilities for maintenance, which once a year includes the Bayshore Boulevard clean-up. Weather is a variable that can truly trash her Gasparilla experience.

“It’s OK to rain before – or even during — but not after the parade,” says Carter. “And that happens more times than we care to mention. When it rains, it makes everything stick to the ground, and that slows everything and everybody down. And we can’t exactly wait for it to stop. That’s not an option when we’ve got to get these major arteries open. So we keep on going — no matter how bad it gets.”

Wind is no less critical a factor for the 65 overtime employees – on loan from playground centers and parks’ maintenance staff — when you’re talking upwards of 50 tons of trash.

“We try to get everything that blows,” Carter says. “But if it comes up, we’re dead in the water. Then you have it in the bay and on private property.”

The key non-meteorological variable is bottles.

“That’s the worst for safety,” stresses Carter. “For employees and equipment. It can puncture a tire. If a sweeper hits a bottle the wrong way, the sweeper goes down.”

Carter, a Tampa native, speaks from the perspective of 19 parade clean-ups. Weather permitting – and no doubling up with a local Super Bowl – the drill tends to improve with practice, she says.

“The equipment is certainly a factor,” she explains. “We now use tractor blowers to blow the trash from under the bleachers out into the street. We have learned to rake and pile and bring in loaders and skid steers (bobcats). We put it in garbage trucks and high sides (dump trucks). I think we get a little better at it each year.”

Carter acknowledges that for most folks Gasparilla is remembered for its floats, krewes, beads, flashers, drunks and $20-some million in economic impact – not the well-honed efforts of Team Debris.

“From those we talk to, it seems that people have come to expect it,” says Carter, who does a lot of monitoring as well as her share of trash toting and tossing. “That means we’ve done our job. Our staff is trained and motivated – although that’s not to say they enjoy it. When you look up and see miles and miles of garbage, the fun is gone. But we are a public service department, and we know what to do and how to do it. There’s a lot of responsibility resting on our shoulders.

“When people look at Bayshore on Sunday morning,” underscores Carter, “we want them to wonder if there really was a parade the day before. That’s what we want them to say.”

TV’s Non-News Sell Outs

Granted, there’s no going back to the days of 15 minutes of local, loss-leader TV news. And nobody’s rebottling the genie of consultant-inspired window dressing and cosmetics — from set designs, catchy slogans and anchor demographics to tantalizing teases, “happy talk” chemistry and whether your weather person looks better in suspenders. It is what it is.

But isn’t it a new low that local affiliates have stooped to “covering” their networks’ cheesy reality shows as if they were, well, news? They all do it. It’s beyond the requisite, tacky promotions we’ve grown inured to over the years.

The most recent example is WFTS, ABC-28, which ran a “Desperate Housewives Look-Alike Contest.” And it didn’t stint on the video and air time – although the latter is, of course, severely limited by weather, sports, anchor blather and commercials.

But that’s show biz.