- Intelligence can be Artificial, but stupidity is always real.
- Remember when protocols for large family gatherings precluded the awkward introduction of topics such as religion, sex and politics? A friendly family vibe doesn’t result. Now religion and sex never seemed so benignly inviting.
- Even agnostics believe in something. I believe I’ll have another Negroni.
- A favorite, Borscht Belt lyric: “Throw Mama from the train a knish,
Don’t leave her hungry behind.”
- “DA POPE!” That’s what happens when Leo XIV’s Chicago roots meet holy humor. BTW, he’s a Chi Sox fan.
- You know you’re getting up in years when the Pope is younger than you are.