First Class Exit

          A lot of folks probably missed the recent retirement of Joe Calzaghe. He’s the Welshmen who stepped down as the undefeated super middleweight champion with a 46-0 record. His last two wins were over prominent American light heavyweights Bernard Hopkins and Roy Jones. Calzaghe, 36, was champion for more than a decade.

            The significance is that he went out on top, and that few elite athletes do. Michael Jordan couldn’t do it. Neither could Willie Mays, Hank Aaron or Babe Ruth. Joe Namath, Johnny Unitas and Brett Favre hung on too long. As did Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard. They overstayed their skills and left a last impression unworthy of their careers.

            Part of it was the money. A few more paychecks while their name still had cachet and marketability. The other part was ego.

 “It’s tough to leave center stage,” acknowledged Leonard, who never should have un-retired.

Olympic Absurdity

This week the International Olympic Committee will get an application from the International Amateur Boxing Association requesting the inclusion of women’s boxing in the Olympics – starting with the London Games in 2012. The chances look favorable.

That is the same year, incidentally, that the Olympics will drop (women’s) softball.

Boxing – and women’s wrestling was added in 2004 – but no softball? That’s absurd.

Ultimate Pledge: “No More Pledges”

            You would have thought that George H.W. Bush’s infamous “No new taxes” pledge in 1988 would have been forewarning enough. It eventually did what such expedient political promises typically do: run smack into unforeseen reality down the road. Bush de-pledged. He had rolled the rhetorical dice and hoped ensuing events – fiscal and political – wouldn’t require a recant.

            He was wrong. “Read-my-lips” wrong.         

            Which brings us to the upcoming Florida Legislature, which will have to address unprecedented, mushrooming-as-we-speak, budget deficits that could exceed $5 billion by 2010. The recessionary economy has already resulted in statewide job layoffs, critical service cuts and important infrastructure-improvement deferrals.

            Well, Strategy One should be pretty obvious, especially when deficit spending is prohibited: increase voluntary taxes such as tobacco, close unjustified sales-tax exemption (including services) loopholes and get proactive – finally – about Internet sales taxes.

            Except. There’s this pledge.

The Florida Legislature has provided yet another example of why political “pledges” should be seen for what they really are – blatant exercises in political expedience and pandering. Twenty-nine sitting legislators, including Senate President Jeff Atwater and incoming House Speaker Larry Cretul, have signed a no new taxes pledge that pre-dates “Read-my-lips” notoriety. Also signing: Gov. Charlie Crist and Attorney General Bill McCollum.

Now comes their truth-in-pledging Rubicon. They can stand by their “taxpayer protection” pledge, glibly nuance their words to accommodate economic adversity or fall on their ideological, no-tax swords.

Atwater acknowledges he may have to do some “revisiting.” Sen. Mike Fasano would consider raising “fees.” Others have used the “no net revenue” rationale that means increasing some taxes if they were counterbalanced by decreasing others. Which makes no net sense in times such as these. Still other signatories call for the relaxing of class-size-limits standards. Etc.

Best bet: Absolutely nobody denounces the cynical, self-serving ploy that is a political pledge. Some will keep their pledge, figuring stuff will still get done without their help, and they can remain unalienated from their conservative base. 

And enough will go the parse-farce route – and hope nobody notices.

They’ll probably be right. But sometimes the voters do read lips.

Crist No “Sell-Out”

Those looking to take shots at Gov. Charlie Crist are not lacking for ammo. But they need to prioritize their bullet points.  

Property taxes continue to not “drop like a rock.” The state is still one major hurricane away from insurance implosion. There is no gubernatorial leadership when it comes to the manifestly obvious need for a revised revenue-raising formula, one that will expedite the closing of key sales-tax exemption loopholes and get serious about Internet (sales) taxes.

And if you want to go purely ad hominem, Crist can be easily characterized as an empty-suited opportunist seemingly looking out more for the next elective office than a state now in flatlined growth mode.

But accusing him of being a “sellout” because he’s supporting President Obama’s stimulus plan, one that will send more than $7 billion Florida’s way for, among other priorities, transportation, education and health care?  He’s a GOP Judas because he’s pragmatically trying to get all the federal help he can for Florida, a state steeped in home foreclosures and an unemployment rate of 8 per cent? He’s a Republican Benedict Arnold because he’s trying to maximize this state’s direct take at a time when state jobs and critical services are being cut and necessary infrastructure improvements deferred because deficit spending is not an option? 

And, notably enough, among those skewering Crist for “selling out”: Sen. Mel Martinez. An increasing number of Cuban-Americans must surely find that ironic.

These same critics underscore how much this Obamanation hurts Crist with the Republican base.

So what? The real Crist base is independents. What’s at stake far transcends the usual suspects given to the usual partisan political preening.

Moreover, if the GOP continues to marginalize itself with tax-cut orthodoxy, disingenuous talk of generational deficits and a pander fest, evangelical agenda, it will become the Palin party with no room for Crist anyhow.

 Yes, Crist is pragmatically supporting President Obama’s $787-billion stimulus plan and did, indeed, share a Fort Myers stage with him. What the governor is obviously trying to do is leverage this mega swing state and his GOP affiliation — at a time when bipartisanship is still foundering — to cut the best possible deal for Florida.

And it was refreshingly astute for Crist to literally position himself between Tampa’s Democratic Mayor Pam Iorio and St. Petersburg’s Republican Mayor Rick Baker last week to offer thanks to Congress for the stimulus help and to reinforce the rationale for its need.

Ironically, with so much attention lavished on Crist taking GOP heat, not nearly enough is being focused on the much more important question for Florida, now that its manifest destiny is no longer mega-growth forever. When will Crist start planning realistically for all those future, “unstimulated” budget years?

Rays’ Bandwagon Makes Tampa Stop

            It’s serious business when it comes to selling Tampa Bay Rays season tickets – especially in Hillsborough County. That’s where the most erosion has been.

            So last week’s Greater Tampa Chamber of Commerce luncheon for the Rays – in effect, a Rays’ pep rally and business-community band wagon opportunity – was a critical marketing forum.

            The turnout was both large and enthusiastic.

            The Rays brought their highlight video of last season’s emotionally-charged, “worst-to-first” season that galvanized national attention and took them to the World Series. The video was well-received. Really well-received. It got a standing ovation.

            Some outtakes from Rays’ representatives:

            *Rays’ President Matt Silverman:

                        > “It happened much faster and sooner than we expected. We knew we

                            had potential. Actually, ’08, we felt, would be the least talented team we

                            would field in the next three years. But time lines sometimes have a

                            mind of their own. And we were ready.

                           “The challenge in ’09 is that we can’t sneak up on anyone this year. But

                            we’re ready for the restocked Yankees and the re-socked Red Sox.”

 > “The Saturday night concert series will be back. We’re working on the

     acts and dates now. We should be ready for an announcement in a

     couple of weeks. It was a great success last year. We’d like to do 81.”

            *Rays’ Senior Vice President for Baseball Operations Jerry Huntsinger:

                         > “This is a business that can humble you quickly. We will not be the

                            hunter this season. We will be the hunted…But we will not be a one-

                            hit wonder. The best is yet to come. We all believe that.”

                         > “(Centerfielder) B.J. Upton hasn’t even scratched the surface of what he

    can do in this game.”

            *Rays newly acquired (from the Florida Marlins) relief pitcher Joe Nelson:

                         > “There were probably 27 or 28 teams rooting for these guys last year.

                             After our (Marlins) season, I was rooting for them too.”

> “You know, there are more people here than were at most Marlins’

     games last year.”

Rays Road Show

            Last week the Tampa Bay Rays’ road show pulled into Tampa’s downtown Hyatt Hotel for its annual Greater Tampa Chamber of Commerce pep rally. Given that the Rays’ are still aglow in the aftermath of their “worst-to-first,” feel-good sports story of the year, the mood was refreshingly expectant – no longer generically hopeful.

            But make no mistake, this was about business. The business community, especially the one based in Hillsborough County, is a critical factor for the Rays. It’s the key source of season tickets. And it’s more challenging in an area such as Tampa Bay — one that’s not blessed with a large concentration of corporate headquarters.

For the record, the Rays debuted in 1998 with about 22,000 season-ticket holders. By last year that base had eroded to 10,000 – mostly in Pinellas County. They want to at least get to 15,000, the Major League average. Realistically, the Rays need even more if they are to maintain the payroll (near $60 million) that they accelerated to this season.

            Even with all their young talent, the “Little Engine That Could” Rays can ill afford to backslide on payroll – given that they’re in the same division with the obscenely deep-pocketed Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees. The latter spent nearly a half billion dollars this off-season for free agents.

            Also for the record, the Hyatt crowd was large and enthusiastic. When the Rays showed their highlight video from last season’s improbable run to the World Series, it received a standing ovation.

Tenuous Topic: Tenure

            Most teachers will tell you that former Gov. Jeb Bush missed the mark when he equated educational accountability with FCATs. They were right. Teaching to standardized tests inevitably results, and teaching to standardized tests is inherently flawed.

            Teachers will also tell you that Bush’s plan to end teacher tenure also was without merit. They were wrong.

            Teachers – after a three-year, annual-contract period – now get permanent “professional service” contracts. It’s unique. It’s supposed to be a buffer against “vindictive administrators.” As if bad bosses only gravitate to education.

The reality is this: Time and red tape make it almost impossible to fire a merely incompetent teacher. Too often they are transferred and become some other school’s and some other students’ problem. That’s inexcusable.

It’s a lot easier if they are sexual predators or drug dealers. The merely overwhelmed and underperforming are more the case – and likely to be tolerated.

The issue is packaged in a bill that will head to the Legislature next month. If passed, the end of tenure as we now know it, however, would only apply to those hired after July 2009. But that’s not consolation enough for the state teachers union that’s already braced for battle.

The loss of tenure, it will be argued, is yet another indignity – low salaries, lousy FCAT-related morale, budget cuts – being imposed upon teachers.                                          

Granted, these are especially challenging times for those presiding in Florida’s classrooms. But they are no less consequential for students. And whatever is done with the end of improving their learning environment, it won’t much matter if there’s not a quality teacher in front of them. That’s really what the tenure debate is about.

Teacher(s) Of The Year

            Congratulations to Megan Allen, the Cleveland Elementary teacher who has been named Hillsborough Teacher of the Year.

            But here’s some unsolicited advice on that annual award: Give more than one. Here’s why. Allen was chosen from eight finalists. Only one, a science teacher at Chamberlain High School, was from the secondary side.

            The template for good teaching is obviously not the same for elementary teachers and secondary teachers – with the exception that they both involve motivating students. Allen, it was noted, is known for “unexpected outfits and goofy songs.” Indeed, whatever works. Allen, it should be pointed out, is more than popular. She gets results.

            Secondary teachers are subject specific. They are also impacted by FCAT subplots and adolescent rites of passage. They build on the critical foundation laid at the elementary level.

Thus, both teacher levels are complementary – but, by definition, different in focus, content and group dynamic. As a result, the evaluative criteria cannot be the same. This is at odds with a single, overall Teacher of the Year honor being fairly awarded. Comparables are not being compared.

The solution: Give both Secondary Teacher of the Year and Elementary Teacher of the Year awards.

JFK/LBJ Rate Too High

            The Times of England recently rated America’s presidents from George Washington to George W. Bush. Abraham Lincoln was ranked first and James Buchanan, the man who didn’t prevent the Civil War, finished last. Washington finished second; Richard Nixon and George W. Bush tied for fifth worst.

            The president who invariably fares better than his record, however, is the Camelot-cocooned John F. Kennedy. The Times had him ranked 11th – right after Woodrow Wilson. A number of other surveys routinely place him in the top 10.   

            Makes you wonder how high JFK would rank had there not been a Bay of Pigs fiasco, no string of national-security-threatening bimbos and mistresses, no wink-and-nod complicity in the assassination of South Vietnam President Ngo Dinh Diem, no CIA-mob collaboration to try and take out Fidel Castro and no lackluster legislative record.

            And Lyndon B. Johnson, intriguingly enough, finished 12th.

Yes, he led the passage of Great Society legislation, but it was more of a paean to his assassinated predecessor. Moreover, his disastrous escalation of the Vietnam War cost nearly 60,000 American lives and undermined U.S. geopolitical credibility – creating an imperial-hegemon image that still haunts the U.S. today.  

Tortuous parsing

            “Torture.”

            It’s one of those ironically vexing words, like “accountability” or “motherhood,” that should be immutable in its meaning — but can disappoint upon parsing.

            In the abstract, we are all against “torture,” all in favor of accountability and motherhood.

If you think “waterboarding” is torture — and most folks do — but if its use against Khalid Sheikh Mohammed saved countless lives, you may be inviting nuance. You at least invite the prospect of others dying for the principle you steadfastly uphold.

If you sign on to accountability, do you also sign on to all that’s done in its hallowed name? Recall that the FCAT is Jeb Bush’s paragon of educational “accountability” for Florida.

Who would equivocate over motherhood, unless the name of Nadya Suleman is invoked.

Which brings us back to “torture.”  We all felt more honorable and, well, sanitized when President Obama said with conviction and finality that the U.S. will not torture. The Army Field Manual and the Geneva Conventions will be the standard.

And yet.

The Geneva Conventions are all about sovereign states and their armed forces and agreed-upon rules of combat and conduct. They’re not about the non-uniformed who target civilians and then hide in their midst. The GC are about armies, not unconventional, ad hoc zealots who behead “infidels” in the name of a cherry-picked holy book.

No, the Geneva Conventions doesn’t cover them. And, depending on context, a blanket “we don’t torture” decree could still undergo tortuous parsing.