Holiday Helper

OK, it’s hardly the stuff of stocking stuffers. But when it comes to conjuring up something unique for that someone special this holiday season, why not a personalized paver? The Friends of the Riverwalk hope the idea — and their marketing pitch — catches on. Actually, they’re hoping Christmas shoppers take it for granite.

The say-it-in-granite pavers are 12” x 12” and can be engraved with up to four lines, with 18 characters per line. The personal ones are $100; corporate or business pavers are $250. The purchases will help fund the completion of the Riverwalk – from the Tampa Bay  Performing Arts Center to the Channel District. Gift-givers may even select a favorite spot.

Applications are available online at www.thetampariverwalk.com. For additional information, call (813) 731-4509.

Plant Pairing At UGA?

Those watching Florida spank Georgia last week noticed that Plant High grad Orson Charles, just a freshman, was a starting receiver for UGA. His former PHS teammate — and fellow freshman — quarterback Aaron Murray is currently red-shirting for Georgia.

Not surprisingly, there’s unease among the Bulldog faithful as UGA’s losing ways continue against UF as it struggles – with an inconsistent senior quarterback – to remain bowl eligible. Speculation is now ramping up that the time is now for Georgia to look to the future – and Aaron Murray.

Atlanta Journal Constitution columnist Mark Bradley is not alone in calling for UGA head coach Mark Richt to replace incumbent, interception-prone quarterback Joe Cox with Murray. The worst thing, says Bradley, is to “lose with a senior.”

 

“Richt has already made one fashion blunder,” writes Bradley. “He cannot compound the error of switching to black helmets with the overuse of Murray’s red shirt. That needs to come off.”

November Baseball

Some are calling this the greatest week in U.S. sports history. On Sunday and Monday Major League Baseball – as well as the NFL, NBA and NHL all played games. Others lament that such overlapping, alas, is the inevitable result of seasons that run entirely too long. But there’s no rebottling the exposure genie as long as the market – including network TV accomplices – remains responsive.

Laptopping Pilots

We now know what it was that caused those experienced Northwest Airlines’ pilots to miss the Minneapolis Airport recently. They overflew their destination because they were distracted by their cockpit use of personal laptops.  As a result, they were out of radio contact for more than an hour.

Their licenses were suspended, with Delta, which acquired Northwest last year, issuing this no-nonsense, common-sense statement: “Using laptops or engaging in activity unrelated to the pilots’ command of the aircraft during flight is strictly against the airline’s flight deck policies, and violations of that policy will result in termination.”

Interestingly — and alarmingly — enough, leaving an airplane unmonitored to tend to personal laptop matters is only a violation of airline regulations – not those of the Federal Aviation Authority. Who knew?

Quoteworthy

  • “It’s a much tougher, more complicated decision than it seems to all the armchair experts. There is no clear consensus on the right way to go…We’re within weeks of a decision.” –Bill Keller, executive editor, New York Times, on charging online readers.

 

  • “A lot of people think a Democrat with guts is some kind of mythical creature like a unicorn, but it doesn’t have to be that way.” – Outspoken U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, D-Fla.

 

  • “Our intention wasn’t to hurt anyone’s chances of going to college. But some students were gaming the system.” – Sen. Evelyn Lynn, R-Ormond Beach, chairwoman of the Senate Higher Education Appropriations Committee, on the rationale for the state requiring Bright Futures scholarship recipients to repay the state for classes they drop late in the semester.

 

  • “At a time when, according to a recent poll, only 20 percent of Americans identify themselves as Republicans, this (Florida Republican Senate primary) race may be the purest test of where the party is headed, a choice between pragmatism and ideology.” – Joe Klein, Time magazine, on the tightening GOP primary race pitting Gov. Charlie Crist against Marco Rubio, former speaker of the Florida House.

 

  • “The USA gave me all the opportunities there is in education, sports and lifestyle. To be able to represent the USA is a big thing for me.” –Meb Keflezighi, Eritrean-born U.S. citizen who won the New York City Marathon last Sunday. No American had won it since 1982.

Cold War Relic In Perspective

Early next month (Nov. 9) will mark the 20th anniversary of the crumbling of the Berlin Wall.  East Germany, East Berlin, the Potsdam Agreement and the Soviet orbit were effectively sledge-hammered into history. The dramatic, emotional, Cold War-shattering event will be well chronicled in the media.

Personally, it will transport me back in time. Back to when that wall, barely a decade old, was fulfilling its odious task of keeping freedom-craving people in. Nobody ever escaped from West to East.

It was an appropriately cold, blustery night in 1972, and I was doing a journalistic drive-by at Checkpoint Charlie, the best known border crossing between what was then East and West Berlin. Truth be known, I would have done it for free, on my own, even if the late, lamented Philadelphia Bulletin wasn’t paying me by the inch. The memories now come cascading back.

There was that grim, little guardhouse, plopped down in the middle of Friedrichstrasse. Perhaps the only thing iconic that ever looked like a back yard Wally Watt shed. And Friedrichstrasse itself, which was then dominated by drab storefronts, abandoned apartments, empty lots and a modest museum dedicated to those who had died fleeing from East Berlin.

I vividly recall visiting with Checkpoint Charlied G.I.s, who were glad to talk to another American – and yet leery about who I might really be. Spies were a given.

After about 20 minutes of both somber and animated conversation, one of the soldiers said: “How ‘bout that Super Bowl? Were you surprised to see Miami beat Dallas?”

“Actually, I’m surprised you said that,” I answered. “Dallas won,” I replied.

“I know,” responded the G.I. through a nominal smile. “Just checkin’.”

Checkpoint Charlie checkin’.

Later the subject of Willy Brandt, the former mayor of West Berlin, Nobel Peace Prize winner and then chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany, came up. I thought it was cool, ironic – and refreshingly egalitarian – that in such a sobering context the man in charge was not on some authoritarian pedestal, but often referred to as “Schnapps Willy.” It was said endearingly – not derisively.

You could bet that nobody referred – at least in public – to East German leader Erich Honecker in such a delightfully irreverent fashion. And if anybody had earned the right to some serious tippling, I figured, it was Brandt. I said as much.

After much agreement and some salty slapstick, a soldier said: “I noticed that you referred to Brandt as ‘Villy.’”

Well, that’s how it’s pronounced,” I said.

“But most Americans wouldn’t say ‘Villy,’” he countered.

“Well, I guess I’m not most Americans,” I explained, which probably sounded more smart-ass scribe than Stasi spy. “You know, when in Rome…”

Not that it needs underscoring, but visiting an Allied checkpoint in Berlin back then was an immersion in Cold War reality on a number of levels. In the age of dueling super powers, this was the world’s most infamous tripwire. This was where American and Soviet tanks faced off against each other in 1961. Where emotional demonstrations were routine and escape attempts sometimes ended brutally and tragically.

So it was no surprise that nothing was to be taken for granted – including a lone journalist, purportedly American, showing up at Checkpoint Charlie in the winter of the free world’s geopolitical discontent.

Contemporary Charlie

But that was then. Recently I returned. Familiar points of reference, different points of view.

The once dour Friedrichstrasse still attracts. But the farther north you now go – past a cheesy, Checkpoint Charlie replica – the more gentrified and glitzy it becomes. A Westin Grand Hotel, Galeries Lafayette, a Bugatti dealer. What was once a ghost town artery now teams with conspicuous consumption brand names – Rolex, Patek Philippe, Hermes, Escada, Gucci – plus fancy restaurants and numerous software firms. Surely, this is not what Honecker had in mind.

Not far is the reconstructed Reichstag complex, the Brandenburg Gate, the (notably accessible) U.S. embassy and a President John F. Kennedy museum. Construction cranes are ubiquitous – as are blue, above-ground water pipes.

The immediate Checkpoint Charlie area, however, has had no such dramatic makeover. It went from barren and grim to commercial and nondescript. An Underground station, an eclectic mix of businesses, the most prominent of which cater to tourists, plus a produce market, a (Kamps) pastry shop, a storefront museum, an (outdoor) pictorial chronology of the Cold War and some vendors hawking, of all things, Soviet-era memorabilia.

But back to that Checkpoint Charlie replica. In front was a pile of sandbags, an American flag, and a local in an American G.I. uniform. There was also a kettle where those wanting a photo with the Berlin poseur could deposit one Euro for a personalized picture featuring ersatz, back-dropped history. 

Call it entrepreneurial. Or better than Photoshop. But it seemed, well, sacrilegious.

It was also geopolitically unique. In the context of Iraq and Afghanistan and the ongoing hit our international reputation continues to take, it was gratifying to be privy to a circumstance where the U.S. was still seen as a force for good in a foreign land. The Berlin Airlift and JFK’s common cause with the besieged residents of West Berlin could have happened, seemingly, yesterday. It harkened back to a time and place when fighting for “freedom” and “democracy” wasn’t synonymous with realpolitik and wasn’t glib government-speak for ill-considered foreign-policy ventures — from Saigon to Kabul. It was — and was seen as — doing the right thing for the right reason.

Indeed, at Checkpoint Charlie, Americans are still the good guys.

German Guilt

Also on graphic display is frank documentation of how Germany has come to moral grips with – and self-understanding of – its Nazi past. Numerous museums and memorials around Berlin are dedicated to the reign of terror, the extermination policy and the memory of Holocaust victims. Ample evidence underscores a level of civilian awareness and complicity at odds with self-serving, if not self-deluding, “final solution” denials.

Among the most moving — and haunting — artifacts were those housed at the Memorial To The Murdered Jews of Europe, not far from the Brandenburg Gate and the Tiergarten. One room contained diary entries and letters. One in particular left me emotionally limp. It still does. It reads:

“Dear Father! I am saying goodbye to you before I die. We would so love to live, but they won’t let us and we will die. I am so scared of this death, because the small children are thrown alive into the pit. Goodbye forever. I kiss you tenderly.” Your J. 31, July ‘42.

Kinder, Gentler Parade?

Give the city, most notably the Tampa Police Department, credit for its recently announced plans to make the 2010 Gasparilla parade a safer and saner event. More police, an extended parade route and the elimination of some waterside bleachers will help. And more Port-O-Lets could also be a factor – if besotted revelers deign to use them.

A couple of points, however:

*Police need to be in the alleys. They also need to make good on “quality-of-life”-arrest promises – and subsequent prosecutions. We all know that “quality-of-life” is a euphemism for trespissing and public sex.

*Too many parents are part of the problem. Where do drunken teens go at the end of the day? Who do they go home to? Who do they answer to? Parents need to revoke these annual, no-normal-societal-rules-apply, free passes for Gasparilla. In somebody else’s neighborhood.

*There’s another term for pricey, property-protecting security that many parade-route homeowners are forced to employ each Gasparilla: legal extortion.

*The ultimate issue, however, won’t be addressed. It’s fundamental: You don’t go having a signature parade — with 350,000-400,000 people – that is largely adjacent to a residential neighborhood. Other cities – from New York to Pasadena to Rio have mammoth signature parades where they belong: downtown.

Hyde Park will remain Ground Zero as long as the Gasparilla parade comes down Bayshore Boulevard. Or until someone incurs an injury much more severe than broken bones or a bloody nose – or someone doesn’t ultimately awaken from an alcohol-induced coma.  

                             

Quoteworthy

* “The notion that North Korea is no longer designated a state sponsor of terrorism, while Cuba remains on the (United States’) list, is absurd.” —The Council on Hemispheric Affairs, a liberal think tank focusing on Latin America.

 

* “I’d be interested in helping the dialogue between Cuban-Americans and the Cuban government, but I’m not interested in (becoming a) special envoy (to Cuba).” –New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson.

 

* “If some company is too big to fail, then it’s too big to exist. Break it up.” – Bob Herbert, New York Times.

 

* “We learned last year than when you get somebody up there, it incites everyone.” –Inspector Edward Kachigian, commander of the Central Police Division of Philadelphia, in explaining why the Philly police will be greasing poles and trees to prevent climbing should the Phillies win the World Series this year.

 

* “Humans are the only animals who will follow unstable pack leaders.” –Cesar Millan, the “Dog Whisperer.”