President Trump has ended seven wars, as he has notably noted. Chances are, that’s a minor consolation, even if true, for brutalized residents of Ukraine and Gaza. And it may not be as consoling as expected from, say, Azerbaijan and Armenia. Trump’s press conference reference was to “Aberjiban and Albania.” Whatever. It was old news by the time Trump made his Tylenol announcement the next day and tried, more than once, to work in acetaminophen. It sounded more like Azerbaijan.