The Republican Rover

Wedge-politics guru Karl Rove is officially no longer in the House. Some perspective:

*The Prince of All Things Partisan never should have been allowed around policy. The country is worse off for it.

*The presidential Svengali was really, really good at one thing: Getting George W. Bush elected multiple times. He did whatever it took – from polarization to pander fests to dirty tricks. Donald Sagretti on steroids.

*Lee Atwater never looked so ethical.

*Somehow, some way, Rove’s got to be behind this state’s (Republican-controlled) Legislature’s double-dare-you push to move the presidential primary to Jan. 29. As a result, the Democratic National Committee’s hand was forced, and the DNC ordered Dems in America’s mega-battleground state to neuter its primary.

*The presidential albatross has finally flown, but Rove didn’t take one for the team. Can you say book deal and GOP lecture circuit?

*Please, don’t anyone present him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Even if it’s the one that George Tenet might yet feel compelled to give back.

A County Commission Tipping Point?

First, the bad news.

We’re still stuck with a dysfunctional Hillsborough County Commission that can wax blissful over a sports complex but grow combative over mass transit relevance and wetlands protection. Still stuck with a faction that treats public input as a gadfly infestation. Still stuck with an element that seems clueless about the inherent synergy of the county and its economic hub – the city of Tampa. Still stuck with a clique that prompts nostalgia for Joe Kotvas.

And still stuck with the hapless Brian Blair as chairman of the Environmental Protection Commission, which is roughly analogous to Josef Mengele as surgeon general. First, do no good.

Now, the good news. Thanks, ironically, to the publicity magnet that was the wetlands division debacle and ultimate compromise, a lot more folks seem to be paying attention. And in the process, asking themselves: Who are these people — and whose priorities and values do they really represent?

Perhaps a tipping point has been reached in this reign of error. Perhaps Blair, Ken Hagan, Jim Norman and Kevin White have — by outing themselves as riparian renegades and then disingenuously claiming they were catalysts for compromise — will have greased the skids for their own eventual ouster. Perhaps enough voters may have recognized that Blair, for example, does, indeed, have the skill sets — and credibility — of a professional wrestler.

Once you’ve turned a sprinkling of environmentalists into an angry, enlightened constituency armed with rhetorical pitch forks, anything is possible.

And thank you Al Higginbotham, the increasingly assertive Mark Sharpe and the feisty Rose Ferlita. Being outnumbered is never at odds with being right.

And that’s how numbers can change.

Florida’s Taxing Scenarios

Florida, as we well know, is faced with the inconvenient truth of a $1.1 billion budget shortfall and a tax system that hasn’t fundamentally changed since LeRoy Collins was governor. Ripples from the property-tax shell game have already been felt at the local level. Tampa, for example, has announced $20 million in fiscal cuts.

It’s a scenario rife with uncertainty, as well as opportunity for Charlie Crist, the Not Jeb! governor who’s much more pragmatic than ideological.

Already he has given every indication of expediting a (federal government-pressured) agreement with the Seminole Tribe about casino gambling on tribal lands. This, of course, is no panacea, and the downsides are well documented.

But if you’re talking about balancing a budget by cutting projects, programs and personnel – and there are alternatives shy of a state income tax to help do just that – then gambling perforce is in the mix. In fact, look for a (gambling) “voluntary tax” rationale to be spun like it’s never been spun before.

However, what also should be on the table – along with blackjack, craps and roulette – are sales taxes on services and a revisitation of a host of sales-tax exemptions. It’s never a good time to propose such, especially the former — ask former Gov. Bob Martinez — but these are atypical times calling for atypical, sometimes unpopular, solutions.

It’s also a propitious time for an “open minded,” “innovative” – and, yes, gutsy — governor.

UT’s Sobering Welcome

Plaudits to the University of Tampa for getting out in front of a serious undergraduate issue – student drinking – that is too often dismissed as a rite of collegiate passage. UT actually requires all its first-year students to complete an online alcohol prevention program, AlcoholEdu for College, immediately upon arrival.

Some sobering statistics underscore the need. According to the National Institute of Alcoholism and Alcohol Abuse, there were more than 1,700 alcohol-related deaths and 2.1 million cases of student DUIs in 2002. The NIAAA also estimates nearly 600,000 injuries, 97,000 sexual assaults and 159,000 first-year drop outs attributable to alcohol and other drugs every year.

Councilman Caetano’s Cause

The shakedown cruise is over. First-year Tampa City Council member Joseph Caetano has found a cause. He wants to rid the city of advertising-sign carriers, some in costume, who can be found working some of Tampa’s busier streets – such as New Tampa’s Bruce B. Downs Boulevard. He says they can be distracting to drivers.

And they surely can be, even to motorists on cell phones. And as a priority, it’s certainly more helpful than the secession of New Tampa.

Bulls And Rays

*The pre-season college football rankings of the Associated Press have USF in the top 35. That’s higher than Notre Dame. Who ever would have thought?

*Devil Rays principal owner Stuart Sternberg will make the official call regarding manager Joe Maddon’s status next month. It’s expected that Maddon, a refreshingly nice guy whose team has the worst record in baseball, will be retained. Here’s Sternberg’s rationale: “Joe has done everything that we’ve asked, and as long as we’re continuing to progress and change and we’re on the same page, everything’s fine.”

Putting aside meaningful definitions of “progress,” “change,” “fine” and exactly what that “page” is, here’s a question: Do you think, perhaps, you didn’t ask enough of Joe?

Law And Disorder At FAMU

By all accounts, the 5-year-old, Orlando-based Florida A&M Law School has not fared well. Barely half its students pass the Florida Bar Exam; faculty quality is questionable; leadership is a vacuum and full accreditation by the American Bar Association is far from a given.

It’s also worth reflecting on the irony of that site-selection charade back in 2000. Tampa, which was offering free land, finished behind Orlando – and Lakeland – in the running for the ostensible plum that was the FAMU Law School.

But do recall Tampa’s consolation prize: the Tampa Law Center & Campus of the Stetson University College of Law. Not only is accreditation not an issue, but the imposing, 73,500-square-foot, neo-Spanish Mediterranean facility has been a major catalyst for Tampa Heights’ development and revitalization.

And one other thing. Stetson actually bought the 7.7-acre, North Tampa Street (and razed the old Tampa Police Department headquarters) site for $11.2 million.

And one final thing. Regardless of civil rights implications and the pay-back raison d’etre , no, we didn’t need another law school. And, no, we still don’t need more lawyers. Period.

Nancy’s Graceless Shtick

The death of Hillsborough County sheriff’s Sgt. Ron Harrison was tragic. With the aid of perfect hindsight and some common sense, a case can also be made that it was preventable. An out-on-bail mutant with a rap sheet and proclivity for violence was the killer.

Among the outraged: Fox News Channel’s “The O’Reilly Factor.” It sent a news crew to ambush Circuit Judge Manuel Lopez, who had granted the bail to Sgt. Harrison’s killer.

Also among the affronted: CNN’s outrageous Nancy Grace, who hosts a stridency forum called “Headline Prime.”

Her finger-wagging take: “If I was in Tampa tonight, I’d be hiding under my bed with a shotgun.”

Even for amazing Grace, that was a new low in network hyperbole.

Rove Leaves — Finally

Re: The impending resignation of Karl Rove, presidential Svengali and wedge-politics guru.

A few points:

*Rove, Prince of Partisan Politics, never should never have been allowed around policy. The country is worse off for it.

*He was really, really good at one thing: Getting George W. Bush elected multiple times. He did whatever it took – from polarization to pander fests to dirty tricks. Donald Sagretti on steroids.

*Lee Atwater never looked so ethical.

*Enough damage for now. Time to cash in. Can you say book deal and GOP lecture circuit?

*Please, don’t anyone present him the Presidential Medal of Freedom on the way out. Even if it’s the one that George Tenet felt compelled to give back.

Bulls Ride Grothe Marketing Bandwagon

Much was made the other day when the USF football team bus – on the way from campus to Raymond James Stadium – passed a billboard of more than passing interest. The players were rubbernecking for there — near the intersection of I-275 and Fowler Avenue — was the much larger-than-life likeness of sophomore quarterback Matt Grothe. Next to it: USF’s Bullish logo. Below it: “Opening Kickoff: Saturday, Sept. 1.”

The ad makes eminently good advertising sense. In fact, there’s an identical one towering over the Southbound I-275 Westshore exit.

The 20-year-old Grothe is the USF franchise, if you will. Number 8 is that good. As a freshman, he led the Bulls in passing and rushing. He’s already a marquee player in the Big East Conference, where he was the BEC’s rookie of the year in 2006. He’s on the national media radar. Using Grothe to sell the Bulls’ brand is smart marketing.

It’s also, well, a little dicey.

College athletes, of course, don’t get paid – even the ones who are prominent in the few sports that actually generate revenue. That, however, is an argument for another day, but for the record: No, they shouldn’t be paid. The scholarship, the experience, the exposure, the contacts are the quid pro quo. If all that and Pell Grants aren’t enough, there are the pros, the semi-pros and the real, work-a-day world.

But at the same time the use of athletes’ likenesses seems a commercial reach outside the scholarship ambit and the athletic arena, per se. In the marketplace — whether it’s Peyton Manning’s Tennessee jersey when he was a student-athlete or Grothe’s Brobdingnagian Interstate image – these have tangible value, and entities besides the university are profiting. It’s not the same thing as a color photo on the sports page, a function of news gathering that is de facto marketing.

But if I’m USF and I’ve got Matt Grothe and nobody has a problem with it, I’d want him passing, running and towering too.