* Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

* My reality check just bounced.

* Gene police: “You! Out of the pool!”

* Journalistic bumper sticker: Editing is a rewording activity.

* “IT’S WINE O’CLOCK and ALE IS WELL.”—Never know what the flip side of an Outback Steakhouse coaster will yield.

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