* Can we get rid of the presidential tradition of “pardoning” turkeys before Thanksgiving? It’s unpresidentially silly—and likely doesn’t even amuse vegans.
* Dog parks: Can’t they just be for dogs to play or chase squirrels? Can’t they be sort of sanctuaries from all else that’s otherwise going on? The other day we were at Tampa’s Marti Park when a dog owner showed up wearing a “Let’s Go Brandon” T-shirt. There’s no escaping it. I came close to, uh, pointing that out.
* Some college football programs, such as Ohio State and Michigan, put attaboy stickers on the helmets of their players representing notable plays. But do they remove them when said players make bad plays?