• “What good shall I do this day?” No, that wasn’t a rhetorical question posed by Benjamin Franklin.
  • A tattoo-removal service in Denver: “What Were You Inking?” A therapeutic massage business in Aiken, South Carolina: “My Aiken Body.” A plumbing company in Ithaca, N.Y.: “The Drain Brain.”
  • Sign on a dog at the St. Petersburg women’s rights march: “Pro-nap, pro-treat, pro-choice.”

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