- “What good shall I do this day?” No, that wasn’t a rhetorical question posed by Benjamin Franklin.
- A tattoo-removal service in Denver: “What Were You Inking?” A therapeutic massage business in Aiken, South Carolina: “My Aiken Body.” A plumbing company in Ithaca, N.Y.: “The Drain Brain.”
- Sign on a dog at the St. Petersburg women’s rights march: “Pro-nap, pro-treat, pro-choice.”