The unique perspective and provocative opinions of Joe O’Neill
Musings
Why do we say “heads up” when we mean “duck?”
Church humor. “What Happens In Vegas Is Forgiven Here.” “Jesus Is Coming. Look Busy.” “Lent Is Coming. Get Your Ash In Church.” “We Are Still Open Between Christmas And Easter.”
Ever find yourself waving to somebody while walking your dog—but using the hand holding the poop bag?
Actual inventive appellations. Auto repair: “Wreck Amended.” Grocery store: “Cheeses of Nazareth.” Landscape: “The Sod Father.” Made-up names. Greek taverna: “Squid Pro Quo.” French food shop. “This Tastes Like Crepe.”
You can go to the Y and swim, but you can’t go to the A&P.